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terrify you beyond all reason.

I know you didn't mean to leave me. . .

...with that pack of ravenous children.

But it worked out really well now that I negotiated; instead of being eaten, I could...

teach them to mambo!

You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become. . .

...a dead gorilla, according to you.

The reason you say these things in multiple threads is...

because I can **** it!

Call the law firm of Richardson and Richardson, because in the work place no one should ever have to tolerate. . .

...the unholy stench of somebody having smoked recently.

There are obvious clues that the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. comics are actually a direct sequel to the old TV series M.A.S.H., like...

the one letter difference in the names!

I drink to forget. . .

...how it feels to be thirsty.

So Steam tells me the download time for Payday 2 is going to be 2 days and 5 hours, but 6 hours later...

it is .0001 percent complete!

That makes me so angry I . . .

...can't believe it rushed through the last 99.9999% in just seconds!

The best book I ever read was about a farmer who defended his farm against a war-march of ravenous ants; he was only able to win by...

burning them all to a crisp.

I regret to inform you you have been diagnosed with. . .

...perfect health, which makes you an unwilling test-subject given your disgusting life-style.

Once we've learned all we can from your body, you will be...

forever immortalized in lovely crystal!

Everyone go. . .

...to the bathroom at once, or you'll die!

When my post-count matches the year, I'll...

- burn this site to the ground.

I like -

...troll-praising Ubisoft and their games.

The most impressive cosplay ever was...

- the war troll covered in pillows.

I don't know why people -

...think; literally, we've barely scratched the surface of how the brain works.

For instance, they actually exist in 11 dimension and we know this because...

- I shot one of them twelve times and it took that many to stop them twitching.

Fidget spinners are a plague on -

...Saturn, where they're the source of that crazy polar pentagon.

They cause it by...

- cutting off their legs.

That's the best way to -

...get fidget spinners to create a polar pentagon, because the legs are just holding back their potential.

The legs are sent to a processing plant where they'll be turned into...

pasta sauce!

This one's for . . .

...that weirdo who likes the taste of fidget-spinner legs.

This continuity is worth it because...

- it's the darkest one.

Sometimes I like to -

...stick my head out the passenger window while flying through Saturn's polar pentagon, it just feels nice.

But everyone's bucket-list includes visiting Jupiter's Red Spot, where there are such lovely...

insanely powerful storms.

The key to the Broncos incredible upset victory in Super Bowl 50 was. . .

...'roids, it's always bloody 'roids with those losers.

All of sports would be so much better if they just took out the...

- safety gear and let them kill eachother.

Why can't we just play -

table-top games as a spectator sport?

It would be just like that video where Vin Diseal kills witches -no, not the one with Elijah Wood, I'm talking about...

Saving pirate Ryan.

I remember when I was young........

...and summoned Ormagoden with my lovely voice.

But then the First Ones just had to ruin everything by...

- saying the sacrifices were paltry compared to the ones the crab people made.

How many roads must a -

...Titan build before he can drive from the Metal Queen's lair to the Well of Tears in a day?

This conquest by the Tainted Coil isn't so bad, the legally required BDSM only hurts when...

- I think about it.

Why did I have to pick up that -

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