Finish the sentence...

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Hello Kitty goes to the Siberian Wasteland.

If you'd asked me what I'd expected, I'd have said...

...that you disapoint me, good sir.

Kinky for...

...you know, i won't tell you cause that will be sick, but if i do raise my eyebrow like this it's perfectly cool.

Shit, shit, shit, shit, this can't be happening I...

deleted 700 gigabytes of porn!

I finally kicked -

...my roommate out, he was making too much noise again.

Taking over the world...

...sucks balls. I'm going home.

So I was in my bed, then...

I dreamed of cheese. And Star Trek.

I always enjoy writing -

Harry potter slash.

I don't think of -

Gumdrops and Rainbows, they make me feel creepy.

So, here's the deal -

...either we split the loot, or i rip your eyes out.

We all know that if...

...you go black, there is a slight possibility of going back.

So, I was walking...

down the road and I found out the hard way that some dumbass had left a tripwire and stake pit out on the footpath. Needless to say it hurt.

My clan tag, S*A*P*G, stands for...

...Sap A Phailing Gun.

Alice in Wonderland is...

...a drug addict.

Dr. House is awesome because...

well, do you really need a reason for that one?

The secret life of Gordon Freeman involves...

Lots and lots of shaving cream and chocolate rabbits.

I didn't mean to blow up Australia, it.....

...just wouldn't let me play violent games.

Give me a reason..

...to demolish your face, fool.

I pity the...

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.

Spies I set on fire.

If I start singing...

I'll start laughing.

Is dancing...

...your life's main goal, or just a hobby?

Under your skin...

is another mustache.

Only the blind...

...there are blood vessels, muscles and many other things.
Can see the true darkness.

In the sky...

...is a star waiting to hit you.

Killing me softly...

with a felt knife.

My friend's got a girlfriend and...

...I'm really lonely and bitter.

Entering this...

..thread, I find myself overwhelmed with ellipses.

I was surprised when Snape killed Dumbledore, but that was nothing compared to when...

-I touch myself at night.

I will buy an imp for...

(Edit: Ninja'd but still works.)

...you, if you do me a favour.

Rusty, yet...

it feels strangely orgasmic.

Don't tell Scotty but..

...I ate his lunch.

Gracefully walking I...

...trip and break my leg and knee in 4 different places.

It's a man, no it's a spider, no it's a... SHIT!...

...giant manspider eating a beetleant.

If a man is measured by his skill...

...nerds would be rather tall.

Scoring a headshot is non different from...

...Scoring with someone for the first time.

For just 4.99, you can...

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