Finish the sentence...

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...get a homeless guy to do whatever you want.

E=Mc2 and...

...math never really made much sense for me.

Unskippable, Zero Punctuation and Doomsday Arcade would...

Kick ass if combined.

Lund and Shanks...

...are the most awesome guys I know.

Yahtzee likes to...

...curse.

Ancient curses are...

...the best curses.

All your base...

...belong to us.

In case of a giant robot that is confused about the rules...

...kick him in the rear and explain the rules for him.

As Albert Einstein said once...

"A dead Demoman today is worth a hundred in a week's time. So kill 'em now and make 'em count."

Fight for glory; fight for...

-Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity

As JD once said..

...EEEAAGGLEESS!!

So i was watching Scrubs the other day and...

...I found myself laughing at how ridiculous Dr. Cox was in that episode.

Finding happiness...

doop doop doop doop doop

kill as many Demomen as I can within the next week.

Back off, man. I'm a...

marshmallow with an additude.

Don't touch that, it's..

...my handy and very clean soap.

Kill for fun, ...

doop doop doop doop doop

dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbag.

Well, the difference being one is a job and the other's...

doop doop doop doop doop

get away with the gold before anyone realises that no-one's attacking the base.

It costs $400,000 to fire this weapon...

once.

IF god had wanted you to live

can lead to destruction.

Chocolate-covered bacon...

go to Rome?

I wish I wish I ...

...the dude with the clown hat!

In Soviet Russia...

doop doop doop doop doop

..."I shalt be thy ruler of thy world" crap, a proton lazer can't be a serious threat the the old Aztec gods...

Sometimes i dream about...

Magic: The Gathering. God, I'm such a nerd. =D

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he...

suddenly realised that what he was doing in his live didn't help him to what he had wanted to achieve. When he sat out on his quest for knowledge he had also been sidetracked along the way, endless small amusements grinding away the true reason he lived, the reason he would know return to.

I liek muffins coz...

...I can't has a cheezeburger.

Finding rough material is a pain in the...

Ninjas.

If the presence of evil were obvious, it wouldn't be nearly as...

...mysterious.

If this was invisible, it would be sort of...

kinky...

if you kick my tree, i will...

use another euphemism.

A guy walks into...

...a forrest and finds true happiness.

Life is a box of...

cards: you don't know what you draw until it's in your hand.

I cast...

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