Finish the sentence...

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my bear guard is these days?

Ninjas have hijacked my...

...grizzly bear.

I used to dance with that grizzly every...

... where I went until Beethoven the T-rex ate him.

Beethoven the T-rex's speciality was....

fried llama on pickles. He was an epic chef.

I I had a million meat...

...sandvic, I would get attacked by PETA.

If PETA came to my house...

I would set them on fire and giggle.

I don't buy stuff from online stores because...

...I get them with questionable stains on the boxes.

I find this alarming because...

...this shouldn't happen to me.

If you find yourself...

doop doop doop doop doop

apple. I do like me my apples.

Oh, and could you pick up a few...

Boxes of pringles, one salt and vinger and one Texas barbecue flavour. Also could you get me a drink off..

...the tavern. They are just so delicious there.

Killing you will be...

...tons of fun.

I wonder if I left...

my cake recipe in the club?

The secret ingredient used to be...

...People

The FDA are a bunch of-

doop doop doop doop doop

Pyro: he's a Spy!

Join me and together we will...

...have all the cookies.

Wanting something for one self is...

EVILE.

All I wanted was a...

...DS so I could play GTA: Chinatown Wars.

I am the goddamn...

doop doop doop doop doop

ninja in the thread.

How embarrassing. They let a man of science...

...clone a human penis on the back of a rat.

I sure do love my cock-

(incase your wondering how to end this, put down "lia." As in cocklia. An organ around your ear.)

doop doop doop doop doop

A tank ran crying into the street!

If I truly loved you I would...

not have given you a dead baby.

how interesting australia...

is, with all the venomous snakes.

The dinosaurs were a bunch of...

cowards that commited suicide.

Tetris blocks are...

so sexy it makes me burst.

When I drink I end up....

Drinking pepsi max the next day.

This one time, at band camp...

Some chick did it with a flute!

Aliens are to Predators as Arnold Scwarchenegger is to...

Chuck Norris.

The smurfs will...

kill all the nazi's on earth.

Women like dancing because...

It makes the men stare.

Men are weird because...

we like it.

We need shoelaces in the world, not to tie or shoes but to...

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