Finish the sentence...

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I got 560.

As soon as I bought the DVD I realized...

...it was the wrong one.

I tried to return it and...

everyone thinks megan fox is hot

i wonder where-

my bear guard is these days?

Ninjas have hijacked my...

...grizzly bear.

I used to dance with that grizzly every...

... where I went until Beethoven the T-rex ate him.

Beethoven the T-rex's speciality was....

fried llama on pickles. He was an epic chef.

I I had a million meat...

...sandvic, I would get attacked by PETA.

If PETA came to my house...

I would set them on fire and giggle.

I don't buy stuff from online stores because...

...I get them with questionable stains on the boxes.

I find this alarming because...

...this shouldn't happen to me.

If you find yourself...

doop doop doop doop doop

apple. I do like me my apples.

Oh, and could you pick up a few...

Boxes of pringles, one salt and vinger and one Texas barbecue flavour. Also could you get me a drink off..

...the tavern. They are just so delicious there.

Killing you will be...

...tons of fun.

I wonder if I left...

my cake recipe in the club?

The secret ingredient used to be...

...People

The FDA are a bunch of-

doop doop doop doop doop

Pyro: he's a Spy!

Join me and together we will...

...have all the cookies.

Wanting something for one self is...

EVILE.

All I wanted was a...

...DS so I could play GTA: Chinatown Wars.

I am the goddamn...

doop doop doop doop doop

ninja in the thread.

How embarrassing. They let a man of science...

...clone a human penis on the back of a rat.

I sure do love my cock-

(incase your wondering how to end this, put down "lia." As in cocklia. An organ around your ear.)

doop doop doop doop doop

A tank ran crying into the street!

If I truly loved you I would...

not have given you a dead baby.

how interesting australia...

is, with all the venomous snakes.

The dinosaurs were a bunch of...

cowards that commited suicide.

Tetris blocks are...

so sexy it makes me burst.

When I drink I end up....

Drinking pepsi max the next day.

This one time, at band camp...

Some chick did it with a flute!

Aliens are to Predators as Arnold Scwarchenegger is to...

Chuck Norris.

The smurfs will...

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