Finish the sentence...

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kill all the nazi's on earth.

Women like dancing because...

It makes the men stare.

Men are weird because...

we like it.

We need shoelaces in the world, not to tie or shoes but to...

perform sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil.

Pepsi max is awesome because..

it maxed out the "awesome" talent tree.

Oxygen is not needed for...

previously mentioned sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil.

Dell PC's are...

completely useless, and only work if you feed them with chips.

The moon looks yellow not because it's cheese or the sunlight reflecting on it, but because...

Chuck Norris peed on it.

Religion class has...

nothing of any interresting value.

Blue Screen of Death is...

occurring way too often on windows XP.

Quick, everyone hide, there is a...

...Windows Vista in the room!

Going to see the dentist I...

found out he was actually a representative for Cabury's. And a werewolf.

Last week, I was on the train when...

...a girl sat next to me and started hitting on me.

It would have been nice if not for...

Her crooked yellow tooth (the only one she has).

If I was a superhero...

...I would be Batman.

I was frozen...

and it was bloody cold!

If I have to crack some skulls, I...

'd ask He-Man to do it for me. I hate manual labour.

Wow, It's hot out, I really feel like a -

...chicken in an oven.

Kindly pass the...

Turtle soup!

Whoever decided it was a good idea to... is...

Whuuut?

Batman wants to do...

a random wombat behind the..

Tree.

Vin Desiel is a...

...man, i know it!

I put ending A into opening B and...

long story short, we had a magical evening. Short story long? Anything by Dickens.
I've wanted to say that for ages...

If we're gonna take that hill, we're gonna have to...

...bring a bigass shovel.

The cake is...

Truth...

Spartans like to...

...kick ass.

Japanese girl singers are...

Annoying

Has anyone figured out why-

...this is on fire?

Well, of course I put the...

refrigerator into the milk... wut?

A is to B what C is to...

Pineapple cereal.

Blessed are the geeks for they...

worshipped awesome gods.

I really hope someone will...

do Nocturnal558 in the butt.

Ninjas are known for...

being superstealthy and kill people at times where they don't expec*hurk* *gets killed by a ninja*

Whales are not obese, they are...

just big boned.

You can shred...

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