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It makes the men stare. Men are weird because... | |
we like it. We need shoelaces in the world, not to tie or shoes but to... | |
perform sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil. Pepsi max is awesome because.. | |
it maxed out the "awesome" talent tree. Oxygen is not needed for... | |
previously mentioned sadomasochistic rituals involving the Devil. Dell PC's are... | |
completely useless, and only work if you feed them with chips. The moon looks yellow not because it's cheese or the sunlight reflecting on it, but because... | |
Chuck Norris peed on it. Religion class has... | |
nothing of any interresting value. Blue Screen of Death is... | |
occurring way too often on windows XP. Quick, everyone hide, there is a... | |
...Windows Vista in the room! Going to see the dentist I... | |
found out he was actually a representative for Cabury's. And a werewolf. Last week, I was on the train when... | |
...a girl sat next to me and started hitting on me. It would have been nice if not for... | |
Her crooked yellow tooth (the only one she has). If I was a superhero... | |
...I would be Batman. I was frozen... | |
and it was bloody cold! If I have to crack some skulls, I... | |
'd ask He-Man to do it for me. I hate manual labour. Wow, It's hot out, I really feel like a - | |
...chicken in an oven. Kindly pass the... | |
Turtle soup! Whoever decided it was a good idea to... is... | |
Whuuut? Batman wants to do... | |
a random wombat behind the.. | |
Tree. Vin Desiel is a... | |
...man, i know it! I put ending A into opening B and... | |
long story short, we had a magical evening. Short story long? Anything by Dickens. If we're gonna take that hill, we're gonna have to... | |
...bring a bigass shovel. The cake is... | |
Truth... Spartans like to... | |
...kick ass. Japanese girl singers are... | |
Annoying Has anyone figured out why- | |
...this is on fire? Well, of course I put the... | |
refrigerator into the milk... wut? A is to B what C is to... | |
Pineapple cereal. Blessed are the geeks for they... | |
worshipped awesome gods. I really hope someone will... | |
do Nocturnal558 in the butt. Ninjas are known for... | |
being superstealthy and kill people at times where they don't expec*hurk* *gets killed by a ninja* Whales are not obese, they are... | |
just big boned. You can shred... | |
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kill all the nazi's on earth.
Women like dancing because...