Finish the sentence...

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a forum ninja with a simple razor blade. You just need to know how.

It will not be a melee...

hunter.

How does one know when to...

Go to third base.

What do you do when..

the Jehovas Witnesses come for a visit?

We all love...

Zombies stuffed with cranberry jell-o.

You will never...

Successfully divide by zero.

A cold winter means...

...that the Global Warming was a lie!

Having kindly stepped out of the way...

of falling boulders can save your life.

Green and yellow peas lived together...

In perfect harmony - so why can't we.

If it's gritty and you know it...

...clap your hands, if it's gritty and you know it and you really want to show it, if it's gritty and you know it clap your hands.

Wonderful days...

are meant for killing people in online games.

Not having internet for the rest of your life is...

not as terrifying as you might think - we would still have LAN (unless you wanna play SC2 - then your screwed)

All orange things are...

...the fuel for commiting suicide.

Always look on the bright...

side of the sun, if you are closer than 20 yards to it.

All we have to do is...

nuke the moon.

Smileys are for...

...manly men who do manly things like play Farmville on Facebook. MANLY!

Is it me or...

the cake.

You may need a...

plate for that cake.

Why does oranges...

...want to kill me?

Fish for brains...

makes us all able to forget everything after three seconds.

Potatoes...

are all the same size.

Pigs can fly when..

the flying tanks have arrived.

Flying sharks isn't really...

very clever.

Fishnets...

have holes in them.

Brains taste like...

...lemons and coins.

Monty Python is...

the master of Silly Walks.

Kitties are..

...deliciously cute, I mean, irresistably cute.

Dinner and a movie...

Means you've got a good person...

The fallowing scentance is ment to...

...distract you while i sneak up from behind, shhh...

In the beginning there was Jack! And jack had a...
3 internets and 1 Cookie for reference

slipknot4:

In the beginning there was Jack! And jack had a...
3 internets and 1 Cookie for reference

groove, and from this groove came the grooves of all grooves.

What happens when the nuke eats...

pie? No one knows, because he's allergic to pastry.

An elephant swims by carrying a copy of...

How to swim efficiently, a 101 course for elephants.

If a clock is running backwards, does it....

doop doop doop doop doop

Kick you in the balls.

Where is the..

...reverse time?

Going once...

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