For being the most unusual.

Because he overestimates how unusual he is.
^{There's no denying that he's a stranger, though.}

For finding every little thing suspicious all the time....

Because... you always carry that umbrella. It seems to be a weapon.

Because you kept turning everything into a weapon.

Because you changed your name and I don't remember what it was before.
Edit: Because your old name was pinkie pie party!

Because you keep glaring at me.

Because that avatar looks at me like it's my evil twin who was a girl in human form...

You're a bobhead Link. I've always hated those bobblehead figurines. So smug, those danged things...

Troublesome Lagomorph:
Because you changed your name and I don't remember what it was before.
Edit: Because your old name was pinkie pie party!

Aw, you remembered... you do care!! <3

Because of your discrimination towards bobbleheads...

Because... you're Snake.

Because you still are decadent and superior.

You made frowny faces at me all the time.

I don't know what you are...

You don't understand my sentient cube needs.

Not that I cared.

Because you're an elitist.>:-<

You don't care about our children!

Because you think I'm human.