Because you're dead.
you made fun of my neckie.me all sad now.T_T
Because giving reasons is too mainstream.
Because I'm busy. Very busy.
because you make my captcha say weird things.
first gem of the day:point blank
You never say why!
Why did you walk out on me like that? D:
You sued me for being alive.
You always vanish in magical ways, leaving me alone in the night!
Because I never say want I really mean D:
Banned because you're always in here with the matches.
You tried to sew my mouth shut.
Why would you do that?!
You tried to sow my seeds shut. Whatever that means...>.>
Because you don't exist...
Because you're a meatbag.
because I can't make a model of the Millenium Enterprise
I stop...and ask you why-ai-aii?
Because you're smothering me!
Why is it ending?
because my psychic told me you were too gullible.
Because the stars said we weren't meant for each other.
You're leaving me?
You always keep messing up my dvds and games! D:
Why are you leaving me like this?
You threw away the boxes for all my collector edition games.
You keep calling my Warhammer 40K books trash! D:
Why are you doing this baby?
They stop me playing with fire. @C
you never cut the crusts off my sammiches fo me D=
Once again, you never even ask why! D:
Why did you do it?
because I'm totally pretending to be a hipster who thinks it's too mainstream.
Because you find phallic symbolism wherever you go
You always have that evil smirk on your face! D:
because I need more coffee
I left you because I ate raw cookie dough...alot of cookie dough... X_X
Because that avatar hypnotised me...
Because you're not willing to ask the important questions.
Because you erased all my Mystery Dungeon data!