I forgot who you are...
For having the red button!
Because you never take off your hat... Just what's under there!?
Is there something you want to tell me?
Y U NO SHOW FACE? >:(
For being too quiet.
For only seeing things in black and white. There's so much more to the world man!
Why dear god why?
The hot water would either shut off or be completely boiling ergo I could not have a shower properly ever.
You get confused to easily.
Because I had to run some errands.
Dear God, WHY?!
For bring god into this XD
Why, oh why?
For not capitalizing the word "god", you heathen!
Why, pray tell?
Your ways are too set in stone.
We never seem to get anywhere. :P
Because you made one too many puns.
Why (so serious)?
You didn't want to get serious.
Because you inevitably decided you were God, much to the detriment of your social life.
Because you're stealing my job! :P
WHY SO BRITISH?!
Because it's so much better than american!
Why the moon?
because you stole my portal gun!
Because you only have one eye!
Why did you leave me? WHY, GOD DAMMIT, WHY?!
Because you only have one ear! o.0
I couldn't let my enemies hurt you.
Why did you leave me?! I'm the goddamn Batman!
Awesomeness to great!
Because you used an exclamation point when a question mark would do.
Why, why, and why?
For not remembering I'm above the law!
Because you speak in SMS language all the time!
Why did you leave me?
Because you were out all night, fighting crime.
Because you just sit there.. "thinking".
Because you aren't that awesome.
It's because it isn't that awesome.
What in heaven's name were you thinking!?
I was thinking that I need someone with a bigger post count!
Wyh was too much of an elephant on my mind.