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*grabs seizured lion and gives him steaks* LIVE! D:

Cookie?

*gives plate of cookies* Cookie. :3

If you don't play in Sabbat, Gargoyle, or Boris, go back to Japan.

But but... I live in Victorian England! D:

Well I live in the Georgian era, so enjoy.

I do enjoy it immensely. :3

... *closes door, waits a few seconds, opens door again, finally asks*

Are you a actual doctor? If so please go away, the red mask tells me you could be a evil one.

Would you like some tea?

You must be the garbage man.

You have some "garbage" for me to take?

That and more. I am The All-in-One and The One-in-All! I am Yog-Sothoth!

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The same Yog-Sothoth that knows the gate? and the very same one that is the gate?

Care for a toastie? They're fresh out of the Foreman.

Care for a cookie? They're fresh out of the oven. :3

mParadox:
But but... I live in Victorian England! D:

Then get rid of that smug, anime look and get your overcoat and top hat back on.

That's not the polite way to talk to a person of the Victorian era.

I know right? Manners manners. ;~;

Shocking isn't it? Would you care to join me for a cup of tea whilst we talk about factory business?

Stop kicking my trashcans you red devil!

NO! They're my bins.

You shouldn't steal bins, the bin-men might get angry.

But but...ok *sniffle*

Still ruining garbage day I see.

I can't even open my door. There's a brick wall in the way.

Get away from me, I'm not a baby seal!

We can arrange that.

*constructs DNA modifier* <.<

Philol:
That's not the polite way to talk to a person of the Victorian era.

Meanwhile in the states, there was a Civil War and genocide against the natives.

*throw salt on it*

*sprinkles salt on tikka*

Is it that time again?

*opens door* ...

Hat for sunglasses?

pyramid head grape:
Is it that time again?

A time to celebrate good health! *sprinkles more spices*

I'll prepare the cake! :3

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