Leave me alone. Go do calibrations or something.
His avatar is not Garrus. Its Saren.
The comment stands. Besides, I can't tell the difference between one turian's face and another's...
Edit: Don't you dare make the obvious joke.
OT: Um...Are you lost?
They cyebernetics give Saren away for me.
OT: No carrots here.
Why are you giving me the death stare?
Welcome Saren, come inside and have a Mass Effect marathon with me. :D
No, I'm afraid I don't have any Red Bull here...Why do you ask?
Is it bad that I really want to plait your hair?
No, you are not having any of my leftover easter eggs, rabbit girl.
Edit: Dammit ninja'd again
Urrmmmm...... nice ears I guess.
Get the hell out Saren, after what you did after I finished Mass Effect one is unforgivable.
I had to get a new toilet damn it!
This person brought to you by the letter "e"
I'm not sure I feel comfortable letting you into my home.
I haven't fireproofed it yet..
I don't know how I feel letting you into my home.
Do you shed in bed?
Um...are you going to kill me?
If so, I'm already dead.
O_o ... I... *sigh* I'm calling the police.
Officer, there is a man dressed funny at my door.
I think he wants to kill me.
Why do you continue to sheath your sword in my face? Away with you now, but I'll keep your afro.
Shoot yourself. It's best for everyone.
I want to take the ears off, but I can't !!
I voted for Aliens Colonial Marines to be Game Of The Year.
You come to my house and you club my dog.
*Slams door and hides*
I remember you. You slammed the door in my face. *returns favor*
Do you want to join the Reapers? We have free dental. :P
Are you the intergalactic version of the Girl Scouts?
If not, leave.
AHHHHHHHHH....come right in, were waiting for you.
Did you find those water-proof sparks for my spark-plug? No?
Don't come back until you do.
* slams door *
You're not going to fling poo at me if I don't let you in, are you?
That would be an unwise action to do admittedly.
I'm not sure who you are or why you're here, but I'm totally okay with you coming into my house.
inb4 "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.."
Oh please, do come in!
This isn't Off Topic dear. :p
Sir, do you realize that you've got a terrible case of little color?
Perhaps you should see a doctor...or a painter.
To quote Ahri, "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going".
*grabs fire extinguisher*
Fire is dangerous you know.
Can you explain why sheathing your sword opens a portal to Hell, please?
Did you come to my house just to ask the bunny person?
Also where's the eggs you were supposed to leave me Easter Bunny? DX XD
O_o ... I'm beginning to miss the girl scouts' extortions.
Fine come in, just don't screw any of my family.
I know I'm a walking skeleton that just killed a giant zombie-spider-monkey but there's no reason to gasp.