If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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Get in the car, it's the sun!

GET IN THE VAN, ITS A DEMONIC BUTLER!

Get in the plane, its land!

Get in the.... damn, you succeeded in confusing the hell out of me.
Captcha: mish-mash, sounds like a cute indie game.

Get on the ground, it's hammer time!

Get the hammer, it's a bishounen!

Hey a real wolf. Go get your dinner my lion buddy.

Well, I can't say this is the strangest thing that's popped on my doorstep. Wait isn't that a... oh-shit-its-a-lion-get-inside!

Hi Mr. Japanese Businessman.

IF your selling something, I am not interested.

If you want to tell me about your religion, I AM NOT INTERESTED.

If you are giving away free candy, GIMM'E! GIMM'E NOW! D:<

What if the candy isn't free?

What if freedom doesn't mean candy? O.O

*sprinkles candy* <.<

*Takes out candy umbrella* What now, Para???

*sprinkle tornado* @_________________@

Give him candy to initiate a pleasant conversation about being better than other people...

Hey, blue cat, WHY ARE YOU FISHING IN MY BIRDBATH! D:<

i would gasp and proceed with a bro fist

I would scream and proceed with a bro hammer.

What? Really? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

It's bro hammer. No affiliation with the Brovengers or what ever that sausage fest is called. :D

*sees army of turrets*
*shits pants*
Should've known GLaDOS wasn't gonna let me leave that easily.

I would kindly direct them to the nearest cemetery...to PARTY!

You're the new DJ for the cemetery? :O Awesome! Our last DJ had to retire because he played his tracks to death. :3

I would close the door and run.

I would open the door, looking very very closely, and then slam it shut.

Have a tea party.

Question, are you seeing stars around you?
Please tell me you are...

*looks around*
Nope!

I thought so. *punches Trouble in face*
Now?

*Calls CPS*

You sir, are going to have your child taken away!

Neronium:
I thought so. *punches Trouble in face*
Now?

Yep!
OT: Can you stop molesting me?
Please?

Hey, I have to remain a hundred yards away from you, so go away before I call the cops!

Oh it's you again. Why must you harass me? Is it because I called CPS?

*pats head* You can try but you'll always fail. @______@

*Hands mPara a ball* "Here's your ball. I found it in the backyard. No it's not filled with Heroin.

Is it filled with heroines?? Much better. Though they'd have to be kind of small.....

Also, why are you molesting that guy on my doorstep??

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