Are you the prostitute I ordered?
*Kicks door down...*
*puts down newspaper while smoking a pipe* That dear girl is a purple headed white tusked banana beast! Very rare specimen indeed!
*photographs* Neat! This will make an invaluable addition to my collection of rare species.
Hello sir, I know you wish to see my rare beast collection, but unless you have money than...NO!
*opens door and takes camera*
*slams door again*
I have photographic memory... FOOL.
*runs off, laughing manically*
Get away from here right now
You've got 10 seconds.
I started counting when I grabbed my gun.
Now now, no need to...*sees Timberwolf0924's avatar*
...*carefully grabs swordfish*
I will join you two.
*grabs rocket launcher*
What am I watching Topaz!?
Am I stoned again.
Oh, you mean my avatar?
It's mesmerizing isn't it? I find myself staring at it often.
*Sees Timberwolf0924's avatar*
*hastily draws saber*
*Ignores the frequent door knocking of a girlscout with rabies*
*slams door in face* There was no one at the door dear!
*Deploys the boiling oil trap.*
*activates the shield defense mechanism* Nothings wrong dear, just some whippersnappers causing a ruckus!
Well YOU won't get my loving attention *pout*
Oh look. It's a widdle piddy kiddy kat!
Hey, how's it goin'? Do you want some coffee? I got some still in the pot.
HADUKEN!! LOLOL ONE SHOT BYATCH!
Dinner! I mean...*ahem* a guest.
I know cats bring their kills to their masters and give them as presents, but I don't want a million dead carcasses! So stop it Tizzy or else you get the spray bottle.
How do you keep your weapons so clean, what with all the killing you do?
No! anything but that!...Aha! *Flies away*
*grabs spray bottle*
Don't bring me another dead thing!
Why do you reject my love? Let me love you! *offers dead bird* Notice my displays of affection!