If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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*Headbutts*

*pats on head*

*Kicks in ass*

*Smacks in face*

*slices*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

More tea Ma'm?

Jumps on bandwagon:

Ask her to sign a petition to strengthen gun control laws in the US

*signs petition* I don't live in the US anyway...won't affect me!

I'd turn off the can opener and ask him if he wants to go out to eat instead

I ain't signing anything, you'll send me spam!

*sends spam*
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How dare you have no regard for door! Please don't shoot me while I engage the force fields.

How strong are these force fields?

Let's find out.

*Pushes you into forcefield*

Looks like we're having an exotic barbecue tonight, PA!

Wondering what the hell a cowboy is doing at my doorstep before blasting him.

*gets blasted*

Tetris always did annoy me.

Naaaw.

Tetris is just Russian for 'I love you~ <3'.

Russians are articulate like that.

*opens door and peers out*

Go away you weirdo...

*closes door*

Spikey Freak!
*hides*

Mmm dinner.

I understand that this is the southwest and all, but would you kindly tone down the cowboy thing?

Dinner!

*eats*

Ughh... spiky...

Ask her inside for help with an internal autopsy... in my pants

Hey, we're both consenting adults!

*Slap*

*offers a light*

Ask her to please not smoke in here, I don't want my house set on fire

That'd be bad

I didn't call you!

>.>

Awkward.

Dance.
*Shoots at feet*

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