I'd treat his Ninja wounds.
I'd invite him inside and get him a drink.
a screaming christmas skeleton? COME ON INSIDE AND HAVE SOME SHERRY WITH US :D
A screaming Stephen Colbert? Not sure if to let in or not...
When did a Chinese festival start outside my place?
But you can come on in, no problem at all! :D
*joins in Japanese festival*
*slaps for not being able to distinguish the two at first*
Dammit! I need a cat...
y u here? there's no pokemon here!
A WITCH! *throws bottle of Jagarmeister at you*
Don't startle the witch with that... Use this instead.
*hands Tizzy are frying pan*
Stop killing things on my doorstep!
Please don't come any closer, witches are scary!
*walks towards* Let's see how you taste!
You should be doing your job. Which is being eaten by me. I will then take your place and eat Princess Bubblegum while she least expects it!
ninja cat irl
No witchcraft on my property.
Hiya! *drags inside and closes the door*
*pulls out Shotgun* Get off my lawn!
No, bad uh... THING *Hits with broom repeatedly* get away.
As a proper Yorkshireman, I have to invite em in for a cuppa dag. So long as the broom doesn't get used as an offensive weapon they're quite welcome to a cuppa
I never use my broom as a weapon!
You may only enter my house if you use the emergency 'respectable attire' bag situated underneath the welcome mat.
Why are you smiling like that? Did I forget to put on my pants again?
Well, sir, you're wearing a gasmask and have a sign with the radioactive symbol on it so please forgive me if that little peace sign doesn't put me at ease.
That's a lot of armour you've got on there! Do you really need that much armour?
Why are you following me!? XD
Why are you following me?!
Please be gentle >.> (just kidding x3)
*hits with Kaleion's broom*
*Takes broom from it's hands and slams the door*
I challenge you to a broom fight :C