Stop killing things on my doorstep!
Please don't come any closer, witches are scary!
*walks towards* Let's see how you taste!
You should be doing your job. Which is being eaten by me. I will then take your place and eat Princess Bubblegum while she least expects it!
ninja cat irl
No witchcraft on my property.
Hiya! *drags inside and closes the door*
*pulls out Shotgun* Get off my lawn!
No, bad uh... THING *Hits with broom repeatedly* get away.
As a proper Yorkshireman, I have to invite em in for a cuppa dag. So long as the broom doesn't get used as an offensive weapon they're quite welcome to a cuppa
I never use my broom as a weapon!
You may only enter my house if you use the emergency 'respectable attire' bag situated underneath the welcome mat.
Why are you smiling like that? Did I forget to put on my pants again?
Well, sir, you're wearing a gasmask and have a sign with the radioactive symbol on it so please forgive me if that little peace sign doesn't put me at ease.
That's a lot of armour you've got on there! Do you really need that much armour?
Why are you following me!? XD
Why are you following me?!
Please be gentle >.> (just kidding x3)
*hits with Kaleion's broom*
*Takes broom from it's hands and slams the door*
I challenge you to a broom fight :C
I must warn you, I'm not very good at fighting, so let's go!
*Sweeps at sb666's feet*
*sissy fights* You won't beat me!
Ciel, what happened to you?
Are you Ciel?
*closes the door*
I can be your cat! *leaps into arms*
You'll do fine, just like the rest of our cats.
'Hey mum, we can have ribs again tonight! Sorry though, not much meat on these ones.'
*jumps off arms* NOPE! *runs*
Come here little kitty >:3
Dear god, he's gone neon on us. RUN!
Don't worry Redlin, come on in...
I'll protect you just like I should of long ago
....just kidding, nice of you to drop by though. It's always good to see a frien-aww he left in freight again.
Oh look, a strange Japanese woman in a red and white kimono, maybe she'll want to exchange good goings-on.
Get the tranquilizer gun and fire like there's no tomorrow
I'll answer the door later I'm sure it's not important.