If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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Ah! *stabs*

Stop killing things on my doorstep!

Please don't come any closer, witches are scary!

*walks towards* Let's see how you taste!

You should be doing your job. Which is being eaten by me. I will then take your place and eat Princess Bubblegum while she least expects it!
Just kidding~

ninja cat irl

No witchcraft on my property.

Okay then.

*shoots*

Hiya! *drags inside and closes the door*

*pulls out Shotgun* Get off my lawn!

No, bad uh... THING *Hits with broom repeatedly* get away.

As a proper Yorkshireman, I have to invite em in for a cuppa dag. So long as the broom doesn't get used as an offensive weapon they're quite welcome to a cuppa

I never use my broom as a weapon!

You may only enter my house if you use the emergency 'respectable attire' bag situated underneath the welcome mat.

Why are you smiling like that? Did I forget to put on my pants again?

Well, sir, you're wearing a gasmask and have a sign with the radioactive symbol on it so please forgive me if that little peace sign doesn't put me at ease.

That's a lot of armour you've got on there! Do you really need that much armour?

*pulls inside*
Why are you following me!? XD

Why are you following me?!

Please be gentle >.> (just kidding x3)

*hits with Kaleion's broom*

*Takes broom from it's hands and slams the door*

I challenge you to a broom fight :C

I must warn you, I'm not very good at fighting, so let's go!
*Sweeps at sb666's feet*

*sissy fights* You won't beat me!

*Kicks* Shoo, get out!

Who blew up the world?

Ciel, what happened to you?

Are you Ciel?

*closes the door*

._.

I can be your Ciel >:)

I can be your cat! *leaps into arms*

You'll do fine, just like the rest of our cats.
'Hey mum, we can have ribs again tonight! Sorry though, not much meat on these ones.'

*jumps off arms* NOPE! *runs*

Come here little kitty >:3

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Dear god, he's gone neon on us. RUN!

Don't worry Redlin, come on in...

I'll protect you just like I should of long ago

....just kidding, nice of you to drop by though. It's always good to see a frien-aww he left in freight again.

Oh look, a strange Japanese woman in a red and white kimono, maybe she'll want to exchange good goings-on.

Get the tranquilizer gun and fire like there's no tomorrow

I'll answer the door later I'm sure it's not important.

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