If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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I have no idea what's going on. I'll just shut the door now...

Don't make that face at me.

This is like the third time you've shot me...

I imagine you are here on business?

No, for the lulz.

Nope.
*Slams door shut*

Why are you shushing me?

Because you're always yelling and breaking pots. So you can't come in >.>

What do you want you very pretty he/she person?

Wants to steal the cat. Check.

Flamethrower, Alfred.

*runs from flamethrower*

....You're a serial killer, aren't you?

Can't you read the sign? It says "No Solicitors".

*sicks Rust Monster on thesilentman*

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EDIT: Grrr, ninja'd! And by a lousy blue cat and a little cat-boy!

Are you calling me a killer!? *hides bloody weapons*

DARK SOULS TIME.

20 Estus Flasks? Check.
1 Knight's Shield? Check.
1 Magic Catalyst? Check.
1 Magic Weapon? Check.
61 Throwing Knives? Check.
Pride's shadows? Check.
Al's alchemy? Check.
JOLLY CO-OPERATION!?? CHECK!

WHO'S FIRST?? >:-D

Hah, ME! I don't know what half of those things are! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!

Dies instantly.

You do realize I do not do resurrections for free....

But sir, I am penniless, what shall I do if I am attacked by---!? *dodges monster attack* a monster who wants to kill me?

I would wonder why there is a creepy cat like person at my doorstep at this or in fact any hour.

GAH! A Dalek! Don't exterminate me! *flies away*

*Picks up the Kitty* Don't worry I'll save you!

Gah, there's blood on your dress! *scurries away*

GAHHHAHAHAHAH, IT'S A TALKING CAT. Come on in...

*prepares headbutt*

*Headbutts* Howdy.

*Gets a dent*

Steef skulls are solid. :o

As solid as they need to be. Wouldn't happen to have a bounty on you, do you?

>.>
<.<
nope... *slowly closes he door*

I'unno. :o

HA! Black Rock Shooter doesn't get hurt by guns!

How about spiders and crossbows?

I could find other ways.

I use swords and magical weapons forged from the earth itself.

...Wait what?

*Open door*

0_0

Um...

*closes door*

Hello? Um...what nice teeth you have!

*gives weak smile and carefully closes the door*

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