If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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Feeling cold? Come right in. Disregard the suit of armor, I keep it on for privacy reasons...

*slams door*

May I help you...?

Look, I'm not interested in your flashy devices. Perhaps you have the wrong address.

OH GOD HE FOUND ME

Get the cattle prod.

Cower in fear at being shot at...<.<

STOP TRYING TO SCARE ME, YOU'RE FAILING.

Stop actually scaring me! D:

Ahhh! you're one to talk o.o...

More cat people? Why are you at my doorstep?

I see your hat and steal it.

Put a hole in it!

Enjoy the spikes down there!

The hell you mad at me for? Hello..? You gonna answer me? *Shuts door*

Oh hi... Well uh... Why are you pulsating like that?

You're a girl, right?

I do not want to buy any girl scout cookies! Leave me alone already!

"......."
*slowly shuts door and pulls drapes*
"Yes hello? I need an officer out here please........well, somethings here and I think they are stalking me from my porch.
What is it? Um...two small furry animals that just keep staring and dancing.
Hello?
Hellooooo?"
;_;

Heard you were having some problems with some fuzzy animals?

Cowboy alien thing?
Wha-What?! How do you exist?!

You act as if YOU are logically existing. Dancing animals with spiked hair? Right...

*Opens door*

No, I do not give anything to people who looked like they might be from DOTA or LoL. Why do you look like one such person?

*Closes door*

Please get your candy somewhere else before I get out a giant sword.

....Do you need a comb or something?

I don't. Thanks for asking.

*Closes phone*

I slap!

Oh, just a zombie.
*closes door*

UnusualStranger:
You act as if YOU are logically existing. Dancing animals with spiked hair? Right...

Someone needs to visit Kenya...Hurry Now! Amazing Offer!
Ot: Ahh, a bitch-slapping ghost witch!

GAH, they're back!
Well I brought back up this time!
Stranger!
I got some bounties for ya!

... Double post -_-'

Stranger is unavailable right now, would you like to leave a message?

Stranger here. I've got some critters up for sale. You in the market?

Hey handsome.

Oh dear god Ralph, what have they done to you?

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