If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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I do like blueberry pie.

o.o

I will set my flag down only over my dead body or over a nation I believe in.

A playing card, huh? Can't be too bad.

Oh, you must be coming to my party. Come on inside.

We're all here to party!

Hay yo, we be flying tonight.

"The truth may vary"... oh... it had better not when talking about your visits to the Doctor's office.

It only varies slightly. >.>

Only if

We're gonna go out and stuff ourselves silly with pizza!

Exactly!

Would you like something to eat miss kitsune?

*lightly prods the goggles*

What are these for?

*snatches tea*

*goes inside, comes back a few moments later with a bowl of cat food, pets the cat*

*uses card in a game of blackjack*

TizzytheTormentor:
*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:
*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

TizzytheTormentor:

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:
*uses card in a game of blackjack*

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:

TheDoctor455:

Not a playing card.

OT:
I see you finished eating the food I gave you.
Now... you'd better follow my instructions very carefully... that is... if you want the antidote.

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

But while you were angry about the card thing, I already took the antidote and healed myself!

Also, don't make me pull up an image of you without a gasmask!

TizzytheTormentor:

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:

*Looks at your avatar* Yeah right, not a card...

Also, you made me lose my money *threatens to tear you in half*

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

But while you were angry about the card thing, I already took the antidote and healed myself!

Also, don't make me pull up an image of you without a gasmask!

Ugh... just stop showing up.

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:

TheDoctor455:

Look, it was the best image of the character I could find without that fucking gasmask and crappy facemask.

OT:

Ah, you should start feeling very ill now... feeling like vomiting now... oh... but that's not vomit, that's blood.

Still, not too late, I can give you the antidote now...

but...

you have to promise never to refer to my avatar as a playing card again in any manner... and punch everyone who says it is.

But while you were angry about the card thing, I already took the antidote and healed myself!

Also, don't make me pull up an image of you without a gasmask!

Ugh... just stop showing up.

*shows up* Instead of arguing about cards and poisons, why not just let me eat food out of your fridge?

TizzytheTormentor:

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:

But while you were angry about the card thing, I already took the antidote and healed myself!

Also, don't make me pull up an image of you without a gasmask!

Ugh... just stop showing up.

*shows up* Instead of arguing about cards and poisons, why not just let me eat food out of your fridge?

*picks you up, stuffs you in the fridge, locks it shut*

There you go.

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:

TheDoctor455:

Ugh... just stop showing up.

*shows up* Instead of arguing about cards and poisons, why not just let me eat food out of your fridge?

*picks you up, stuffs you in the fridge, locks it shut*

There you go.

*eats food* Well, you gotta let me out some time...right...right!?

TizzytheTormentor:

TheDoctor455:

TizzytheTormentor:

*shows up* Instead of arguing about cards and poisons, why not just let me eat food out of your fridge?

*picks you up, stuffs you in the fridge, locks it shut*

There you go.

*eats food* Well, you gotta let me out some time...right...right!?

*Spy's preserved head speaks up*

"Your odds... are not good, little chat."

Y u no learn to trim quotes? o:

*throws fish at the fridge containing Tizzy*

Ahri:
Y u no learn to trim quotes? o:

*throws fish at the fridge containing Tizzy*

Do not disturb the fridge. Now back away slowly before the turret comes online.

I wonder, what could be inside this fridge you hold so dear?

*knocks on fridge door* Help me friend! I've fallen, and I can't get up been locked in here overnight and this preserved Spy head won't stop making bad jokes!

For the last time, I know price Albert is in the damn can!!

*Opens fridge door, takes out spy head, closes fridge door* Better?

Much...better...

Wait...

Get outta here from the back door. My previous experience with the guy that stuffed you in the fridge will allow me to keep him distracted.

Hi, your smugness is nauseating. Go away.

Oh you're so angry, maybe dancing will cheer you up, so care to come in and dance?

Neuromancer:
Get outta here from the back door. My previous experience with the guy that stuffed you in the fridge will allow me to keep him distracted.

Oh really?

*hits a button, locking the entire place down*

Nice try.

Well, not really.

OT:

Stay the hell out of the fridge kid.

*welds the fridge shut*

You honestly believe that your poor attempts at security can hold me here? Do you have any idea who you face?

*Sigh* I suppose a demonstration is in order.

*Takes out Dagon lvl 1*

See this? This is a wand of great destructive power. Although it usually isn't the most viable choice of an item to have, since there are other and better ways of dispatching miserable little weaklings such as yourself, I suppose it will do well as a way to prove a point.

*Uses dagon to blast a hole through the wall*

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