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Hi little kitty! Did you cyberpwn any horde nabs yet? | |
Dr.McfuckingNinja....at my house... *faint* | |
what else can i do but smile and hope you dont eat my babies | |
I'd plug it in | |
It's a human child so I'd probably send it off to the offworld security stations to undertake manual labor while I continue to burn it's planet. | |
*pulls out BR* "Get off my lawn, split-lips." | |
I would probably have a few seconds to scream before I get cut up by lightsabres. | |
I would wonder if hes here for the revenge or the coffee. | |
Hey sexy, you wanna join my party? | |
Oh, Sup Xandus? did you bring the weed? | |
Oh my god! It's a burning building filled with cotton candy! | |
Damn, ninja'd... | |
Me: AAAAH! Him: AAAAH! Me: AAAAH! Him: AAAAH! | |
What the hell is that!!! then I would put it in a test tube. | |
"ahhhh, come right in" | |
OH SHIT! The Flobots are on my front porch! *squeals like a fangirl* | |
"Alright, who left this bag of flaming popcorn at my doorstep!? Lousy kids and their pranks these days." *grumble grumble* | |
Why is there a manatee on my doorstep. Crap, I got to get you back to the zoo before i get in trouble. | |
I'd invite you in to play video games :D | |
Damn! These things always follow me home from school.. | |
Oh wook at da wittle kitty and- Oh my god is that a freaking missile!?! | |
The sound of it hitting the glass and visualizing this at the time would probably lead me to saw "Ahh! WTF?!" | |
Great, now that NeonBob's done with the whales, he's started nuking kittys. | |
I'd turn it around and close the door behind it. | |
Hey, it's System Of A Down! And an entire crowd of fans! What are you even doing here?! Can i help you with anything? | |
I'd sell it on the black market. | |
I'd wonder how he found my secret moon base. | |
I'd make Brendan Fraser hands at you( you have to watch the Soup to know what I mean) | |
Too suspicious looking, I don't trust him. He'd stay outside. | |
He has no face which is freaky | |
Hello the... Oh, that's just great. Hat, trenchcoat, cigarette, and hey - what are you hiding behind the back? *tries not to get killed in the ensuing noir detective drama* | |
He would die of radiation poisining. | |
*puts in random heavy metal CD* Fuck yeah, headbanging with the hand of metal! | |
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Oh good. Would you like some coffee or anything?