If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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Do come in! Mind the bear traps...

*Opens Door*
"Oh sorry we arn't having the party until friday."
*Closes door*

DUDE!
Is that Medi-gel?

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *hides under the table*

Wow. First Ratchet, Clank, and Nefarious. Now Normandy team and Sovereign.

Did i miss anything? Did anyone build a spaceport in this everybody-and-their-dog-forsaken city, or what?

Come on in. Want a beer?

That's not beer. I don't care what the label says.

*backs away slowly*

ask him if he wanted a sandwich

Tell him Avenged Sevenfold lived next door

You got the stuff?

You got MY sandwich?!

Holy shit, what happened to the guy in the hat that was just here? DID YOU EAT HIM, FOX?!

Oooh, the catering goat is here!

Come in, come in...

Come on in out of the snow. Also could you put that lightsaber away.

You again, stop putting your exercise machine on my porch

Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!1!

oppp7:
Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!1!

Cheesy one liner, my only weakness ugggggggggggh*dies*

oppp7:
Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Hahaha! Hilarious. Would work better with flamethrower though.

OT: So what exactly are you looking for here, detective Hardstone? Can i help you in any way?

You can help me by dying muhahahahaha

Hi there, mister Hotshot. Extinguish the cigarette now, or you will suffer the consequences. And by "consequences" i mean "my pet cat clawing at your face".

O, hey, a short person.
Do you wanna play basketball?

What are you

I'm you! From the future!
Despite the fact that you came to me and we're both in the same timeline.

OOOOWUUUUUUUT?!

It's an embryo. Of some weird frog-like creature. On my doorstep. Well, come on in! There are currently a furry alien, his little robot buddy, and robotic mad scientist in the kitchen, while bathroom is occupied by mysterious detective in hat and trenchcoat. And there's System Of A Down concert in the backyard if you're intrested.

This just keeps getting wierder and wierder.

DIE HUMANOID!!!!

Automated Sentry System Report:
Possible Target detected. Subject appears to be a Sangheili.
Fire upon acquired target? Y/N
Option Y accepted.
Result: Subject Sangheili eliminated.

"I know mormons where desperate to convert people but wow..."

OH SHI-

*gets shot in the face*

Punt.

Wanna watch a movie?

Right now?

Get in here!

Get out! Get out, now!

Smagmuck08:
Get out! Get out, now!

You sparkle a lot don't you

BOOM HEADSHOT!

Don't mind me I teabag everyone

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