*Opens Door*
"Oh sorry we arn't having the party until friday."
*Closes door*

AAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *hides under the table*

Wow. First Ratchet, Clank, and Nefarious. Now Normandy team and Sovereign.

Did i miss anything? Did anyone build a spaceport in this everybody-and-their-dog-forsaken city, or what?

You got MY sandwich?!

Oooh, the catering goat is here!

Come in, come in...

Come on in out of the snow. Also could you put that lightsaber away.

Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!1!

oppp7:
Ah! A smoker!
*Shoots detective with dual SMGs*
Looks like you...*sunglasses*...just got smoked.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

Hahaha! Hilarious. Would work better with flamethrower though.

OT: So what exactly are you looking for here, detective Hardstone? Can i help you in any way?

Hi there, mister Hotshot. Extinguish the cigarette now, or you will suffer the consequences. And by "consequences" i mean "my pet cat clawing at your face".

O, hey, a short person.
Do you wanna play basketball?

I'm you! From the future!
Despite the fact that you came to me and we're both in the same timeline.

It's an embryo. Of some weird frog-like creature. On my doorstep. Well, come on in! There are currently a furry alien, his little robot buddy, and robotic mad scientist in the kitchen, while bathroom is occupied by mysterious detective in hat and trenchcoat. And there's System Of A Down concert in the backyard if you're intrested.

This just keeps getting wierder and wierder.

DIE HUMANOID!!!!

Automated Sentry System Report:
Possible Target detected. Subject appears to be a Sangheili.
Fire upon acquired target? Y/N
Option Y accepted.
Result: Subject Sangheili eliminated.

"I know mormons where desperate to convert people but wow..."

OH SHI-

*gets shot in the face*

Get out! Get out, now!