If above user's avatar showed up on your doorstep...

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Oh Hi would you...can you stop....the bobbing...it's making me....*flump*

You're now a prime target for my crotch

*Wakes up* Yawn!... *gags* *dies from disgust*

What an adorable penguin*Dies from cuteness*

Why is there a dead robot cat on my doorstep?

Ah, Mr. Goat. You're probably wondering what's in that sandwich...

Don't you shake that fist at me! I don't know where it's been.

Hey, stop eating my- Oh, never mind. Thanks for telling me.

Just let yourself in! Hurry!

...hunh?

Alright, Alright, give me a minu- OH SWEET GOD...Are- Are you gunna eat me?

You need some elevator shoes

Well, the UNSC must have gotten desperate for recruits.

Code Monkey:
Well, the UNSC must have gotten desperate for recruits.

Yeah, to many people died trying to capture a flag

Is it Halloween? Also, please stop t-bagging my lawn gnome.

I never played your games but...
*Runs inside and locks the door*

I, I, I*breaks down and starts crying*

I'd invite him inside for coffee, then without warning, kick him in the balls and run. Then it turns out my house is an abandoned shack, which collapses, burying him alive. =D

Wanna join in my excercise

I dig out Sleekgiant and take him to the hospital, he lives.
You are not welcome on my property, I saw what you did.

Makes Maxieon a waffle

*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

oppp7:
*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

Yes but no one else does

Sleekgiant:

oppp7:
*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

Yes but no one else does

Ya, I'm ok with that...
OT: Wanna watch Twilight?
What? Why did you think I was laughing evilly?

oppp7:

Sleekgiant:

oppp7:
*Cackles evilly...*

See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is.

Yes but no one else does

Ya, I'm ok with that...
OT: Wanna watch Twilight?
What? Why did you think I was laughing evilly?

This quote confuses and angers me RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
But it is so sad yet so good

Hello, would you like to come in? Have a drink?

I was just doorstep'd.. I'll givew you a cookie for the reference..

Garrus? Hmm, you look a bit more... sketchy... than usually.

*ducks to dodge the sniper rifle swung as a club*

I don't want what your selling

You there! Stop bobbing up and down like you're made of jell-o or something!

Oh! Hello *grabs a Butcher Knife*! would you like to come inside?

Aren't you the serious one. What'll it be?

Well you're definitely not here for the noise complaint

You look like you can play rock guitar, if you can please proceed and if you cannot get off my doorstep.... please.

Sangheili, here? But it's -30 Celsius outside! And you're a reptile! How did you even survive?

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