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You're now a prime target for my crotch | |
*Wakes up* Yawn!... *gags* *dies from disgust* | |
What an adorable penguin*Dies from cuteness* | |
Why is there a dead robot cat on my doorstep? | |
Ah, Mr. Goat. You're probably wondering what's in that sandwich... | |
Don't you shake that fist at me! I don't know where it's been. | |
Hey, stop eating my- Oh, never mind. Thanks for telling me. | |
Just let yourself in! Hurry! | |
...hunh? | |
Alright, Alright, give me a minu- OH SWEET GOD...Are- Are you gunna eat me? | |
You need some elevator shoes | |
Well, the UNSC must have gotten desperate for recruits. | |
Yeah, to many people died trying to capture a flag | |
Is it Halloween? Also, please stop t-bagging my lawn gnome. | |
I never played your games but... | |
I, I, I*breaks down and starts crying* | |
I'd invite him inside for coffee, then without warning, kick him in the balls and run. Then it turns out my house is an abandoned shack, which collapses, burying him alive. =D | |
Wanna join in my excercise | |
I dig out Sleekgiant and take him to the hospital, he lives. | |
Makes Maxieon a waffle | |
*Cackles evilly...* See, it's funny because you know what my avatar is. | |
Yes but no one else does | |
Ya, I'm ok with that... | |
This quote confuses and angers me RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. | |
Hello, would you like to come in? Have a drink? | |
I was just doorstep'd.. I'll givew you a cookie for the reference.. | |
Garrus? Hmm, you look a bit more... sketchy... than usually. *ducks to dodge the sniper rifle swung as a club* | |
I don't want what your selling | |
You there! Stop bobbing up and down like you're made of jell-o or something! | |
Oh! Hello *grabs a Butcher Knife*! would you like to come inside? | |
Aren't you the serious one. What'll it be? | |
Well you're definitely not here for the noise complaint | |
You look like you can play rock guitar, if you can please proceed and if you cannot get off my doorstep.... please. | |
Sangheili, here? But it's -30 Celsius outside! And you're a reptile! How did you even survive? | |
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Oh Hi would you...can you stop....the bobbing...it's making me....*flump*