Come in. would you like some hot tea of coffee? You look cold.
Um I don't think you should be here
...why are you randomly jumping up and down? Do you need some sleep pills?
words, words, words, why do I only see words
I love doing squats.. I'll join you..
Your speech bubble is to small
I insist you stop teabagging that snowman.
I'd say "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..." and you would melt.
I'd say "Creepy black dude from anime! Kill it! Kill it with fire!"
Hello humans, please come in and walk into the room labelled 'Human processing lab'. Don't worry, it's just a name.
Okay... What's this button do?
Ooo, free concert. Free, creepy transparent concert... Let me get a blind fold; hang on.
"That was strange"
...Why are there explosions outside? And what the hell are you?
Hey, good-looking. What're you after? =)
To answer both you question it's because i'm a badass.
Edit: Curse you ninjas!
Come in stranger. I got plenty of small furry things for ya.
STUPID MAGGOT KILLING MY PRACTICE DUCKS.
I miss all of them look!
Ummm idk? WTF is it?!
Oh yeah, ah-hah, let's get down! Check me out, i'm dancin', i'm dancin'!
To the kickass tune played by SOAD, of course.
Please leave I'm trying to cure cancer here
'Awwwww mum come quick! Can i keep it?'
What are you, you strange beast
A SPARTAN?!!! DEFILING MY HOLY DOORSTEP BY TEABAGGING IT?!!!
*releases energy sword and stabs you with it*
BE PURGED DEMON!!!!
But I brought you a cookie now I have to wait 20 seconds to respawn
Could you stop teabagging my doormat?
*Aims gun at Sleek's head* Do I have to kill you again? *Turns off respawn*
*pops up behind Waffles and Sleek*
Surprise, puny hominids!!!
And get off my door step.
*blasts you both away with superheated plasma.*
*Respawns* THIS IS MY HOUSE!!! *Kicks Vrex in my bottomless pit*
"What is up with this little boy with the extremely large head? I wonder if he falls over alot..."
*Shoots Sleek in the head* Sorry my finger slipped
Wow, dude your head is massive!