The "I'm so high right now" game

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Dude, you aint high, you're just drunk ;D

I'm so high right now, I'm starting to make sense D:

Dudette (heh) you ain't high, you're just in an unusually serious situation.

I'm so baked, that my hands are starting to write poetry for cats.

You're not high, that's what you do every day. I've seen your work, it's actually pretty good.

I'm so blitzed that I'm comparing my level of baked-ness to others, and winning.

Dude, your not high, you think everything is a competition.

I'm so high though, that I like don't even think I'm high man.

You aint high! You gotta know your high to be high!

Dude, im like, getting so high right now, and i like see uh...uuuuuh.....I see Unicorns, ones pink, ones blue, and ones gray...one of the unicorns name is Charlie and the other 2 wanna take me to Candy Mountain....

Your not high man, you just connected your own brain to Youtube. Bad idea, when you start hallucinating Fred.

I'm so high right now I can't even finish my sentences!

hahahaaaa girly men you zink you are high?

i am so high zat I'm tinking und typing in ze accent ov ahnuld schwarzenegger jaa

GET DOWN!....

ER..i mean GET HIGH!

The_Emperor:
hahahaaaa girly men you zink you are high?

i am so high zat I'm tinking und typing in ze accent ov ahnuld schwarzenegger jaa

GET DOWN!....

ER..i mean GET HIGH!

You're not high, you're just a noob :D Welcome to 'ze' Escapist.

Man, I'm so high right now that my dog started telling me to stop smoking weed.

Eggsnham:

The_Emperor:
hahahaaaa girly men you zink you are high?

i am so high zat I'm tinking und typing in ze accent ov ahnuld schwarzenegger jaa

GET DOWN!....

ER..i mean GET HIGH!

You're not high, you're just a noob :D Welcome to 'ze' Escapist.

Man, I'm so high right now that my dog started telling me to stop smoking weed.

WEE! RIDE RAINBOW PONY! RIDE DOWN THE CHOCOLATE RAINBOW Into that bath of swirling light green-yellow gas! WEEEEE!! (Real life):*on floor cross eyed, in fetal position, hands twitching, drooling.*

Ah, quoting fail, "The Emperor", please disregard this.. Unless you don't want to.

Dude, you're not high, you're just... Special...

I, on the other hand, am so high, that my hands can touch anything but themselv- oh.. Disregard that.

Dude, that's not high!
I'm so high I just ate a whole pineapple because I thought it was a bunch of pears taped together.... Duuuuuude. Ouuuch.

I'm so high r- ri... rright...
I forgot what I was meant to say.

That's no... Wha......

Whoooooaaaaahhhh... Check out my feet!

Dude, all you've had is a cappucino.

I'm so wasted, I see a big guy wearing a trenchcoat!

Dude, you're not high, that's me.

although I'm totally baked, I'm playing bass backwards.

Dudington of Dude, you aren't high, you're just Paul McCartney.

I'm so kerflumped, that I'm noncing up my sladupf.

your not high you just have a lisp
im so high that i swallowed a pound bag of the goods whole

Your not high, just very hungry

I'm so high March Mayhem seems interesting

You aren't high, it is.

I'm so high I don't regret buying a "Sounds of the Forest" CD.

Dude, you're not high, you're just a gosh darn hippie, maaaaaan.

I'm so high I think nu-metal is a relevant and respectable art form.

You aren't high, you just have an opinion.

I'm so high I sat staring at the wall for 25 hours.

You're not high, you just have lots of patience.

I'm so high that I can't seem to get rid of the leprechaun running around my house screaming, "Their after me lucky charms!".

Dispelga:
You're not high, you just have lots of patience.

I'm so high that I can't seem to get rid of the leprechaun running around my house screaming, "Their after me lucky charms!".

That's not high, just improbable.

I'm so high that R. Kelly has nothing on me.

Don't pee on me, R. Kelly!

That's pretty impressive, but it's not high.

I'm so high I think I can touch MC Hammer.

That's not high, that's just ballsy.

I'm so high that even Snoop Dogg said so.

That's not high, your just likeable.

Dude. I'm so high my cat is talking to me!

Your not high, your cat has PHD in human linguistics.

I'm so high that Charlie Brooker is speaking to me from Dorset. He's saying "Fuck those squirrels up"

Your not high, just insane.

Dude, I'm so high my chair started talking to me...

You aren't high, just sitting on someone

I'm so high I thought I was walking on a collapsed star.

That's not high, you just joined the NASA and for some vague and undisclosed reason are now walking on collapsed stars.

But me, I'm so high that..... What were we talk.. Talking about?

That's pretty lame dude. You're just tired and can't focus.

I'm so high I cant even feel my own mouth.

You're not high! You just came back from the dentist raping your mouth.

I, on the other hand, am so high, that a lint roller looked tasty to me.

Dude, that's not being high, that's having a refined palette. Those lint rollers are the shit.

I'm so high I can't think of what to type here.

Dude, you're not high. You just typed something.

Maaan... I'm SOOOO high right now, I think E! is entertaining. *giggles insanely*

Ah, man, you're not high, your brain has just been rewired, like the millions of other, poor souls who have had the same fate happen to them.

I'm so high, I liek mudkips. And think that doing old memes is a good idea.

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