So, you're hanging out on the Escapist forums, when all of a sudden....

 Pages PREV 1 2
 

Furburt:
You know, I knew that buying a gun would come in handy, I really did.

Hey deadhead, *cocks rifle*, Take a bite of peach.

BOOM

You get a number of kills proportionate to the number of bullets you can fire without reloading. If single shot/bolt action, you get two kills. You die. A clip of at least 7; you survive. Congratulations.

King of the Sandbox:

You get a number of kills proportionate to the number of bullets you can fire without reloading. If single shot/bolt action, you get two kills. You die. A clip of at least 7; you survive. Congratulations.

That gun with extended clip holds 10 rounds (and I have an extended clip), and I can work the bolt in half a second. I think I'll be alright.

Furburt:

King of the Sandbox:

You get a number of kills proportionate to the number of bullets you can fire without reloading. If single shot/bolt action, you get two kills. You die. A clip of at least 7; you survive. Congratulations.

That gun with extended clip holds 10 rounds (and I have an extended clip), and I can work the bolt in half a second. I think I'll be alright.

Then the second option applies. Congratulations! Enjoy your zombie apocalypse!

King of the Sandbox:

Then the second option applies. Congratulations! Enjoy your zombie apocalypse!

Yay!

*shoots own brother*

Eat it, gutbrain.

2 sciccors and a sharp knife ( usually used for opening letters ) on my desk.
My hunting rifle is in the other on of the room and can be reached by jumping. shells are at my desk aswell.. will take 3sec to load it ;)

good chance? ;)

Dideriksen:
2 sciccors and a sharp knife ( usually used for opening letters ) on my desk.
My hunting rifle is in the other on of the room and can be reached by jumping. shells are at my desk aswell.. will take 3 to load it ;)

good chance? ;)

Scissors and knife combo will get you 2 kills. (See previous rifle response for it's kill score.) Kill 1-5, you die. Kill 6, you have a chance of surviving. Kill 7 and you survive.

King of the Sandbox:

Dideriksen:
2 sciccors and a sharp knife ( usually used for opening letters ) on my desk.
My hunting rifle is in the other on of the room and can be reached by jumping. shells are at my desk aswell.. will take 3 to load it ;)

good chance? ;)

Scissors and knife combo will get you 2 kills. (See previous rifle response for it's kill score.) Kill 1-5, you die. Kill 6, you have a chance of surviving. Kill 7 and you survive.

Meh, hold 2 shells. me dies :'(

Dideriksen:

King of the Sandbox:

Dideriksen:
2 sciccors and a sharp knife ( usually used for opening letters ) on my desk.
My hunting rifle is in the other on of the room and can be reached by jumping. shells are at my desk aswell.. will take 3 to load it ;)

good chance? ;)

Scissors and knife combo will get you 2 kills. (See previous rifle response for it's kill score.) Kill 1-5, you die. Kill 6, you have a chance of surviving. Kill 7 and you survive.

Meh, hold 2 shells. me dies :'(

Still, a respectable score. You kill over half before they take you down. Be proud. And hey, you can always be one of the zombies who attack the next response's room. :)

So zombies actually took a ladder and went up here?

I think either the guitar or skateboard is the most obvious choice.

Savory:
So zombies actually took a ladder and went up here?

I think either the guitar or skateboard is the most obvious choice.

NOTE: Zombies can climb.

Guitar gets you 4 kills. Skateboard gets you 2. You have a chance of surviving.

Hmm... What to do?

Ah heck, I think I'll go for the easy approach and grab the type 95 IJA katana hanging on the wall about 3 feet away.

Either that or I would try smashing their heads in with the fire extinguisher next to me.

I barrel zombies over with my computer's printer as I make a dash for my katana (which I do actually have) with which to begin decapitating and/or impaling zombies. While in transit I throw the printer at them and push my kotatsu (short Japanese table) upright as a temporary shield.

Got my 9mm in a holster, retreat to the boss' office, he has a .380 there

Baldrek:
Hmm... What to do?

Ah heck, I think I'll go for the easy approach and grab the type 95 IJA katana hanging on the wall about 3 feet away.

Either that or I would try smashing their heads in with the fire extinguisher next to me.

Katana gets you 4 kills. Fire extinguisher gets you 3 kills. You survive. Congratulations.

toriver:
I barrel zombies over with my computer's printer as I make a dash for my katana (which I do actually have) with which to begin decapitating and/or impaling zombies. While in transit I throw the printer at them and push my kotatsu (short Japanese table) upright as a temporary shield.

Printer gets you 1 kill. Katana gets you 4 kills. Table gets you 1 kill. You have a chance of surviving.

Timberwolf0924:
Got my 9mm in a holster, retreat to the boss' office, he has a .380 there

9mm gets you 7 kills. You survive. Congratulations.

I use...

BloodyThoughts:
I use...

Staring at the undead is ineffective. You die.

King of the Sandbox:

BloodyThoughts:
I use...

Staring at the undead is ineffective. You die.

You back stabbing son of bitch!

Okay okay, I use...
the Atom bomb, then I hide in my bomb shelter.

BloodyThoughts:

King of the Sandbox:

BloodyThoughts:
I use...

Staring at the undead is ineffective. You die.

You back stabbing son of bitch!

Okay okay, I use...
the Atom bomb, then I hide in my bomb shelter.

You do not have an atom bomb in this (or any, really) scenario. You die.

Currently I could use:
-Some CDs
-Two insulin pens
-A half eaten bowl of cereal
-An empty glass
-A full glass
-Some pens
-Numerous cans of deoderant
-A TV remote
-My keys
-Some headphones
-A battery
-A box of diabetic medical waste

What gives me the greatest chance of survival?

I turn to the zombies, and throw....

My fists.

Now before you condemn me to death, please understand that I have like cat-like reflexes and know karate. And I mean I know it intimately.

This is the reason I keep my Sonic Screwdriver with me at all times....

In reality though I'd be pretty screwed, I'd have to get to the other room to get a kitchen knife... or a lamp

XJ-0461:
Currently I could use:
-Some CDs
-Two insulin pens
-A half eaten bowl of cereal
-An empty glass
-A full glass
-Some pens
-Numerous cans of deoderant
-A TV remote
-My keys
-Some headphones
-A battery
-A box of diabetic medical waste

What gives me the greatest chance of survival?

CD's, very Shaun of the Dead

Yes they used Vinals but shhhhhhhhhh

EDIT: Ooops double post

Furburt:
You know, I knew that buying a gun would come in handy, I really did.

Hey deadhead, *cocks rifle*, Take a bite of peach.

BOOM

you look shockingly like someone i know, and thats just the sort of thing he'd say... but he doesnt have a gun (that i know of).
OT: i have two guitars (acoustic and electric) and the amp, as well as a 6 kg dumbbell and a camera monopod (it has a stud that could possibly penetrate an eye, as well as being extendaple to ungodly range.)

I have so many fucking plates up here jesus christ

I could break them over zombie heads like it weren't even a thing. Moreover, I have window access and an exercise bike, and the will to make one fly.

 Pages PREV 1 2

Reply to Thread

Log in or Register to Comment
Have an account? Login below:
With Facebook:Login With Facebook
or
Username:  
Password:  
  
Not registered? To sign up for an account with The Escapist:
Register With Facebook
Register With Facebook
or
Registered for a free account here