If You Watch X Backwards, It's About Y

Hello Ladies and Germs

I have another game idea for you (yes, you!)

Just give a description of a movie (or TV show, or game, or book, or real life...) if your were to watch/play it backwards

Here are a couple examples.

If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards, its about a normal guy.
If you watch Memento backwards, it makes complete sense.

You get it?

I'll start us off

If you watch Role Models backwards, it is about a pair of friendly guys that become assholes selling energy drinks.

I you watch the Human Centipede backwards, it's about a kind surgeon who saves 2 girls from eating more poop and then sends them off to the woods to fix some car.

If you watch The Silence of the Lambs backwards, it's about an old guy who throws up flesh onto people's bodies and brings them back to life.

If you play Assassin's Creed backwards, it's about a guy reliving his ancestors lives running around resurrecting a bunch of people with their magical hands and then he is sent to some evil company who turns him into a bartender.

If you watch girls gone wild back words it's still the same.

If you watch Back to the future Backwards it starts in 1885 and ends in 1985.

If you watch twilight backwards its about a girl in a relationship with a creepy guy who finds out he's a vampire and then needs to decide be.... bah I've never watched it anyways!

If you watch Spider-Man backwards, it's about a lunatic who swings around the city in his pajamas, gets cured by a spider and moves to his uncle and aunt's house.

If you watch the Original Star Wars trilogy backwards it's about the return of an Empire destroyed by rebels and teddy bears led by an old man who resurects himself and his servant, Darth Vader; a Sith Lord who, due to memory loss, completely forgets who his son and daughter are and tries to kill them and their friends on numerous occasions, eventually banishing the son to a life on Tatooine watching a moisture farm with his Aunt and Uncle, and the daughter to a life as a princess of Alderaan.

faspxina:
I you watch the Human Centipede backwards, it's about a kind surgeon who saves 2 girls from eating more poop and then sends them off to the woods to fix some car.

Holy crap, I thought this thread was a complete failure! How?

If you watch Hard-Boiled backwards, it's about how people in hong kong have firearms which can suck lead back into them, whilst also ressurecting people, and also dive around legs first.

If you watch the Transporter backwards, it's about Jason Statham driving on reverse throughout most of the movie to give a hot asain girl back to the bad guy.

If you watch Death Race backwards, it's about Jason Statham doing it all wrong. You start with 1st gear, then 2nd, etc.

If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, the dinosaurs puke humans, and the plant eaters scare a Tyrannosaurus into the woods and then run away.

If you watch Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels backwards, it's about a bunch of guys who pull their friend up the edge of a bridge and leave him on the other side to climb the railing by himself as they run away. Then the police leave a bunch of dead bodies and they magically come back to life and leave with their fully loaded guns. The daddy's man fixes a uy's head by bashing it with his car door and a guy saves a man who's on fiire by spitting beer on him, which shouldn't work, but it does anyway. Then, a guy wins 10000 pounds in a poker game and then leaves.

If you watch saw backwards its about an old guy who abducts people and fixes their wounds using complex machines and group therapy sessions, then knocks them out and leaves them in their apartments, houses etc etc

If you watch Alien backwards, it's about an Alien being saved by a hot chick in her underwear.

If you watch Rat Race backwards, it is about a group of people stealing a lot of money from a concert, placed it in a locker, and ran all the way to Las Vegas.

if you watch lord of the rings backwards, its about how a midget used telekinesis to pull some freak out of a volcano, forced him to throw up a finger, which the midget reattaches to his hand, then proceeds to do what anyone logical would do and flee from a fiery wasteland and go to a peaceful valley, where his uncle steals a ring from him. also, throughout the whole journey they walk backwards because they're that awesome.

also, if you read a manga backwards, everyone will think you're reading a western comic.

If you watch Fight Club backwards, it's about a man's dying dream of losing a friend and become depressed.

ringwraiths48:
if you watch lord of the rings backwards, its about how a midget used telekinesis to pull some freak out of a volcano, forced him to throw up a finger, which the midget reattaches to his hand, then proceeds to do what anyone logical would do and flee from a fiery wasteland and go to a peaceful valley, where his uncle steals a ring from him. also, throughout the whole journey they walk backwards because they're that awesome.

That's epic.

If you watch Harry Potter backwards, it's about a Dark Wizard and his followers who decide to rebuild a school, before using a spell to make it's headmaster fly up to the top of his tower, because he was previously having a sleep in the courtyard while all the students watched him. They then got bored and went back to lessons.

Then the leader of the Death Eaters shrinks in a graveyard after sealing up Harry Potter's skin with a magical knife, before being picked out of a cauldron and taken in a blanket by a man who the abadons him and turns into a rat, becoming Harry Potter's friend's pet.

Bellatrix then ressurects her cousin, Sirius, and he meets Harry for a bit before deciding to take a holiday in prison.
Harry then forgets all the magic he's learnt and goes to live with his Aunt and Uncle, before Voldemort, leader of the Death Eaters comes back to life and brings Harry's parents back with him.
And they all lived happily ever after.

If you watch Ocean's Eleven backwards, it's about a guy who comes out of jail to return $150 million to a casino, then going back to a jail.

If you watch Forest Gump backwards, it's about a guy who travels through time!

If you watch Scott Pilgrim vs. The World backwards it's about a guy who turns coins into people.

Amy Sorel:
If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, the dinosaurs puke humans, and the plant eaters scare a Tyrannosaurus into the woods and then run away.

And in the end they build a nice zoo.

If you watch The Simpsons backwards it's about a man who gets slightly less stupid throughout the series.

If you play Half-Life 2 backwards, it's about a guy who seriously doesn't want to miss his train.

If you watch Rocky Horror Picture Show backwards, it still doesn't make sense you get a nice dance in the beginning and it ends with a nice wedding. And it doesn't make sense.

If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up a life of crime, drugs, and sex to go back to his native Cuba.

Pararaptor:
If you play Half-Life 2 backwards, it's about a guy who seriously doesn't want to miss his train.

Haha! yes. A big fat "Win" for you, my good sir! he also makes a huge detour to drop off the gravity gun and a friends car.

If you watch Twilight backwards, it still sucks.

If you play Portal backwards, it's about a lady that goes around a test facility closing portals and fixing GLaDOS by removing rockets from her with telepathy, before taking a nap in a cryo-chamber.

If you watch Monsters Inc. backwards, it's similar to the history of businesses after the industrial revolution.

 

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