For hitting me for creating an emo club.
Because he won't stop hitting me with that keyblade!
Because he won't make those squares still...
For thinking that his non-gif avatar was better!
For that he hasn't watched Evangelion yet.
For not being a box of knives.
For having cookies stolen.
For giving me decaf coffee.
For not liking decaffed coffee.
For hating usage of make-up.
For having an avatar that looks like, but probably isn't, Batman with giant swords for arms.
For thinking that my avatar looks like but probably isn't Batman with giant swords for arms because it isn't.
For not liking Inception.
I mean, if you didn't like Inception I'd hit you. If you liked it, then we don't have problem.
For going lolwut throughout the movie!
For being emo throughout the movie.
For leaving me to die in a fire.
For having a lack of Pants of course.
For doing stuff, or something.
For beating that poor...thing!
Because I'm tired and sore and it's clearly his fault.
I'd hit that because he asked me to...honest.
Because he is a berserker.