Because he is a weak spot.
For destroying his weak spot.
To see if I can find his weak spot.
For not having the weak spot locator.
For thinking that I do not have it! Well, I actually do! I just want to have a challenge, so I do not use it!
For staring at me with those creepy red eyes...just..so..damn...creepy.
For trying to eat my fist.
For being a slave to the Prophets.
Edit: for exploiting my lag.
For not being cute enough.
For stealing my internets!
For feeling entitled to internets.
For thinking they are cute enough
For taking my internets and saying it was his!
For thinking I kept the internets.
For making me drop the scotch tape I was playing with.
For playing with himself.
for being a guy and wearing cat ears
For pouring kerosene on my computer.
For letting hail eat the poor kitty
For saying I lack imagination
For being a my little toe.
Because I'm so zetta bored.
Because he said the rock was not a rock.
Has no idea what your talking about, but I hit lightly.
For wussing out and not hitting like a man!
For wanting me to hit a one-eye girl with all my elite power.