For being too monochrome...(!)

For being a polychrome bigamist :)

For still having a mullet :)

Stress relief.

Life can be simple, at times.

For my love of hitting people for no reason.

For having an avatar that makes me gasp. *gasp*

For not playing Dark Souls!

Because he's in denial.

Because he's/she's under a hood! o3o

Two words, Cane Sword.

For having an avatar with a sweet hat :3

For looking funny.

For saying funny things whilst looking at a funny thing.

For thinking that when someone gasps at him it is an insult. *gasp*

For thinking that gasping at someone isn't an insult

Because of parties are parties.

For watching kids shows.

For trying to induce a epileptic seizure.

For stealing my post-spot.

For using the <.< emoticon

Because it seems the proper way to greet my new-found arch-nemesis.

_{Edit: Enlighten me, please =D}

Because you have already made an enemy on this site. xD

Because he refrained from enlightening the new guy as to the proper terminology :)

For still using emoticons!! :)

For hating my use of emoticons :P

for their distracting avatar :p

Because he looked at me funny.