Because I'm allergic to cuteness.

FOR BEING ALLERGIC TO CUTENESS!
Cuteness is divine. Cuteness is all that is good. *repeat in monotonous voice*

I-it's not my fault...!
And for being a small child speaking commands in a creepy monotonevoicegetawayfrommeohgodwhy

Y-yoooou!
...because you made me feel hungry. On my birthday D:<

Because I have never seen them before, and new faces scare me :P

Because you really did change your name.

And because its awesome.

For liking my new name!! I was trying to be universally loathed :P
_{thanks, I quite like it too, and now people won't assume I'm a hardcore brony or something}

For not liking moe tea parties.

For bringing Mr. Owl to a moe tea party.

For being a chibi.

For having a pencil.

For being a Cirno.

For molestation.

For hitting someone over child molestation charges. You should wait until after the trial, vigilante-ism won't solve anything :P

For assuming I have a tongue, that is just rude :P

For Ninja'ing me on this thread too!!! grrr hate that :P