Because he canceled my cable!
He was trying to steal me and drag me into the shadows!
For fighting me when I am trying to drag him away.
You're not stealing my shadow again Gecko Moria!
Because I'm allergic to cuteness.
FOR BEING ALLERGIC TO CUTENESS!
Cuteness is divine. Cuteness is all that is good. *repeat in monotonous voice*
I-it's not my fault...!
And for being a small child speaking commands in a creepy monotonevoicegetawayfrommeohgodwhy
*God I feel like I'm picking on Darron13 today*
Because he told me Santa, The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy don't exist.
...because you made me feel hungry. On my birthday D:<
Because I have never seen them before, and new faces scare me :P
Because you really did change your name.
And because its awesome.
For liking my new name!! I was trying to be universally loathed :P
thanks, I quite like it too, and now people won't assume I'm a hardcore brony or something
For changing his name yet I somehow still recognized him
For not liking moe tea parties.
For not inviting me to any moe tea parties D;
For bringing Mr. Owl to a moe tea party.
For the lulz and later child abuse charges.
For hitting someone over child molestation charges. You should wait until after the trial, vigilante-ism won't solve anything :P
For telling me that vigilante-ism doesn't solve anything and for thinking that I would have something to do with child molestation charges AND for having a tongue.
For assuming I have a tongue, that is just rude :P
For Ninja'ing me on this thread too!!! grrr hate that :P
For not being fast enough.
I am the master ninja >:D
For blocking that poor birds view!!
For wanting to see the owl!
For wanting no one to see the owl at all and for having a name that starts with an S.
For thinking a name that starts with S is a bad thing