For hitting someone for something as petty as their avatar :P

For continuing the page. At least I was original :P

For thinking tongue piercings are cool.
Edit:
Also:

overpuce:
Because they thought that I didn't know that Hail only likes flat chests. (I mean who doesn't know that? *Whistles innocently*)

For not knowing who Princess Haily is!

Because that sentence made no sense!

For complaining about being tired when I just pulled an all-nighter :P

For too much Ecchi!

For not learning his lesson the last time I hit him :P

THIS IS FOR McLIQUID'S

For defending enemy imaginary fast food restaurants!! :P

For dissing Burger Boss both of you!!

Because diet coke sucks!
capcha: diet coke: describe this brand with any words
Answer: POINTLESS

Because "the pen really is mightier than the sword" is nearly an exact line from a play I wrote!
Exact quote: "In this age, the pen truly is mightier than the sword!"

For making me choose between desserts!

For explaining the origins of his username to me :)

For being a new face to me :)

Because the Human Jaw doesn't work like that!

cause i don't know him :|

Because they want to hit everyone they don't know on the escapist, and considering they are new, that is nearly all of us :P

for the metall bits in my fried chicken!

Because I haven't posted after them in a few days now :P

Because you're made of mold!

Because you are mold of made!