If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

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For expecting the impossible out of tacos

For being a downer.

For having a more distracting avatar than me.

For having flashy avatars.

For not really being lazy.

To fix alcohol related issues.

For just being so scary.

For being a MEANY ;_;

For being like super old and stuff.

Because that must mean I'm ancient then.
I'm not old...

ShockValue:
For being like super old and stuff.

WE ARE LIKE FIVE MONTHS APART

OT: For needing a walker.

Because you're still older!

BECAUSE MAY > OCTOBER

Because I can't argue with that logic!

Because I win!

*Wins*

Because you've never won. Ever.

Gooby pls. *Hits*

For being a corrupt mod who takes my bribes...

For offering me a damn chicken to overlook his filthy transgressions.

Because the chicken I was offering was chocked...<.<

ShockValue:

Sacman:
For currently being drunk...<.<

Because I'm not.

I can never be too sure... I know how you Canadian drink...<.<

So I can cure his addiction.

because being punched in the face is hardly a suitable cure...

Because he never let me get to the Jesus phase...

For being the reincarnation of Jesus...

FOR LIEK OFFENDING PEOPLE

Because Jesus isn;t a person...

BECAUSE I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT JESUS

For always yelling.

Sacman:

ShockValue:

Sacman:
For currently being drunk...<.<

Because I'm not.

I can never be too sure... I know how you Canadian drink...<.<

apparently I can't watch that while in Canada.

ShockValue:
For not really being lazy.

For reminding me that I haven't fixed that title yet!

For finally fixing it.

For being addicted to coffee!

Bad Shock, break the addictions! *slaps*

For slapping mah Shock! *Slaps*

For not being that amazing.

I need to slap someone!
*smack*

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