Because I don't think "needing" to slap someone is a suitable reason to slap them.

For questioning my reasons!
*punch*

For being wimpy ¬_¬

Because I drank some weird purplish red fluid from the fridge... I thought it was juice... but it certainly didn;t taste like it... O.o

ShockValue:
For always yelling.

Sacman:

ShockValue:

Because I'm not.

I can never be too sure... I know how you Canadian drink...<.<

apparently I can't watch that while in Canada.

Bah, you and your weird Canadian internet... can't even watch a Canadian TV show on your Canadian internet... because Canada...<.<

Fine, looks like you'll have to watch the extended version...

For posting videos I can't watch.

Sacman:
snip

For expecting me to watch the whole video.

I was aiming for someone behind them, I swear!

For judging me for said porn!

For finally getting their avatar to work!

Because I don't know what the midnight channel is but I forbid you watching it, you hear that?!

*shovel to the face*
Ha take that...oh whoops. Thought you were Kaleion.

For being a witch.

For being Japanese....What, I'm not lacist...

Please forgive me for that...

For not giving the witch a fair trial.

EDIT: for being a damn ninja

Because he is unoriginal and I WAS GONNA SAY THAT!

For having a self-referencing forum title!

Cause I didn't mean to until ShockValue mentioned it.

For having a small subtitle that I can't read appear in their avatar!

For not having any eye-squinting titles!

Because I can't make out what their avatar is.

For forgetting to salt the helmet soup.

For still appreciating old console. Get with the program grandpa!

For hating on old consoles.

For being ambivalent to consoles.

For being so socially awkward, it gives me physical pain

For not being Psychic at all.

For being here longer than me.

Then you what? I can't wait with the suspense! ARRGH * uppercuts*

EDIT: Hey! Don't edit your mistake and me look like the one with the grammar issue XD