You need to come up with a reason! *slap*
For hitting shock, I wanted to do that...<.<
For not hitting him harder.
Don't give him ideas!
For not trying to calm me down! >.<
Because shock says so...<.<
Because he is a slave!
A man chooses.....
A slave obeys!
*hits with 9-iron*
Because I should be asleep and I want to stay awake, that's now you're fault.
For being lame and stuff.
For being troublesome and stuff.
For not actually having a mother...<.<
For being insensitive toward orphans
You disgust me.
For trying to regulate my enjoyment levels.
For attempting to assault an officer
Because I don't mind when she assaults me... :p
Because he seems to be into it... O___O
For encouraging violence.
For continuing the violence and bloodshed.
For hitting me with the broomstick
So I can steal his head and eat it.
For making a funny comment
*bludgeons with nightstick*
For stopping all the fun and damage to public property.
I think it's some subliminal in that avatar telling me to hit over and over...
For unnatural hair color! Weirdo!
For maybe still remembering me from when I used to hit them in the face for other reasons before!!
So I can see what he looks like with two eye patches instead of just one.
Because I've always wanted to hit a man wearing glasses...