If you were to hit the escapist above you, why?

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For continuing the violence and bloodshed.

For hitting me with the broomstick

So I can steal his head and eat it.

For making a funny comment

*bludgeons with nightstick*

For stopping all the fun and damage to public property.

To claim ownership...<.<

I think it's some subliminal in that avatar telling me to hit over and over...

For being so red!

For unnatural hair color! Weirdo!

For maybe still remembering me from when I used to hit them in the face for other reasons before!!

So I can see what he looks like with two eye patches instead of just one.

Because I've always wanted to hit a man wearing glasses...

Because he has an eye-patch


For throwing your shield all over the place.

So I can tie her up in my basement for the purpose of the "tied up in a basement" forum game also currently going on.

Because he's abducting people >: ( BAD SPOON!

Because he's blushing, don't need anymore tsunderes in these parts.

To prove that I can punch out a tiger and a lion simultaneously.

For being greedy and hitting two things at once.

For only hitting things one at a time!

For supporting Epicspoon's idea!

For having an avatar that now moves.

For having a bigger hat than me!!

For hiding in boxes.

Because she didn't learn the first time I hit her.

For hitting me twice.

For letting him hit them.

For being an exploitative anime girl. Sheesh, I can see up your skirt.....Not that I was looking or anything.

Because bloomers shouldn't be arousing.

For dictating what I should find arousing!

For bein aroused...

For getting into a depression!

For hating islands.

Because I already hit her twice so why not a third time?

I'm going to close my eyes, hold my fists out and spin in your direction.

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