For continuing the violence and bloodshed.
For hitting me with the broomstick
So I can steal his head and eat it.
For making a funny comment
*bludgeons with nightstick*
For stopping all the fun and damage to public property.
I think it's some subliminal in that avatar telling me to hit over and over...
For unnatural hair color! Weirdo!
For maybe still remembering me from when I used to hit them in the face for other reasons before!!
So I can see what he looks like with two eye patches instead of just one.
Because I've always wanted to hit a man wearing glasses...
Because he has an eye-patch
For throwing your shield all over the place.
So I can tie her up in my basement for the purpose of the "tied up in a basement" forum game also currently going on.
Because he's abducting people >: ( BAD SPOON!
Because he's blushing, don't need anymore tsunderes in these parts.
To prove that I can punch out a tiger and a lion simultaneously.
For being greedy and hitting two things at once.
For only hitting things one at a time!
For supporting Epicspoon's idea!
For having an avatar that now moves.
For having a bigger hat than me!!
Because she didn't learn the first time I hit her.
For letting him hit them.
For being an exploitative anime girl. Sheesh, I can see up your skirt.....Not that I was looking or anything.
Because bloomers shouldn't be arousing.
For dictating what I should find arousing!
For getting into a depression!
Because I already hit her twice so why not a third time?
I'm going to close my eyes, hold my fists out and spin in your direction.