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For no particular reason at all.
For having a hat in a windy day and not holding it with her hand.
It would be easier to name all the reasons why I shouldn't hit him than why I should.
For being a stick figure.
For not appreciating science.
For having a weird name with a 3 replace the E.
For staring at me. For hours.
For beiin a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a taco.
For going through my trash cans.
For setting my hair on fire.
For creating a time paradox.
For having approx. 15406 more posts than me.
For having a flying monkey as a pet.
Because I'm new here and I have to make my mark somehow.
To show you how hard the world can be.
To show you what a punch to the face feels like.
For showing what a punch looks like from a close up...
For showing him why he should stay inside.
For wanting to fight to the death.
For showing up whenever he feels like it.