For flying underground.

For auto describing himself.

For being unruly.

For having a teddy bear in his avy.

Because the cat is serving me.

Because he's everywhere I am.

Because he thinks that he's worthy enough to stalk.

Because he hasn't noticed the 400 odd people stalking him.

For being 1 of the 400 people stalking me.

For not realizing I'm only stalking one of the people stalking him.

For having such a damn mesmerising avatar. I regularly lose several minutes gazing at that thing!

For having a dull avy >.<

For criticising my avatar. Douche.

For ninjaing me to be a dickhead.

Ninja'd^
Poster gonna edit I bet.

For letting himself being ninja'd.

For setting it off.

For causing me to rip a child's head in half.

For harming an innocent Heartless.

For staring blankly at me!

For making me having to search on google to find out what a marangue was!

You ask why? I ask why not?

Because I claimed Archer would kick Sam Fisher's rear if given the opportunity.

Because I find the apostrophe in their username obnoxious.

For looking at me funny.

For thinking the avy was looking at him.

For not turning up the volume.

For throwing my computer off a cliff.

For trying to be something he's not.