What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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My minion.

my master.

His avatar is based on a true story

He took that picture of his own bomb.

It is your own brain...

Is my stalker.

Secretly wishes that he was a spleen.

Prefers Spyro...

TizzytheTormentor:
Prefers Spyro...

Oh you didn't!

OT:Is under F.B.I watch because of a series of fanfics he wrote about the American coat of arms.

Dr.Susse:

TizzytheTormentor:
Prefers Spyro...

Oh you didn't!

OT:Is under F.B.I watch because of a series of fanfics he wrote about the American coat of arms.

Oh yes I di'id!

Is actually a badger.

Prefers dogs.

Has a defected brain.

Is the cause of all defects.

Caused the zombie apocalypse

Is a tastier version of brains.

Is a less tasty version of brains despite being brains.

Killed the real owner of that umbrella

Discriminates against burritos.

Oh wait,

That's not a secret.

Isn't a Nazi

He's a freedom fighter!

Imprisonment fighter.

Had the person locked in his basement help him reach +1000 posts

Is made of cookies.

Actually thinks Articuno is the best of the three

Hates all 3 legendary birds.

Hates catnip

Doesn't really like explosions!

Is bad at GIMP-shopping photos.

Is made out of radioactive cotton candy and play-doh

Bans people he doesn't like...<.<

Knows he will be silenced for exposing site secrets.

I know he can silence me but he can never silence the revolution!
...

Doesn't actually want to lead the revolution for the people, but so he can gain the power to ban people he doesn't like

Hasn't beaten my kill record yet.

Has an actual kill record.

has died 7 times

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