Bans all people who say his name three times in a row
Is a midget who glued a pair of cat ears to his head and painted himself blue
Overdosed on sniffing Sharpies and is in a dream-like haze
Will die of cloud cancer.
Has an addiction to umbrellas.
Actually doesn't need that eyepatch.
Stole all the cookies from the cookie jar!
What will I use to lure kids into my playhouse?!
Enjoys being blown up by cats...
Doesn't actually like Serial Experiments Lain
Lost his eye in a tragic pencil sharpening accident!
Hates taking personality quizzes.
Breaks personality quizzes.
Fails personality quizzes
Doesn't celebrate Halloween
Wants to abolish Halloween.
Wants to neat up some Christians for Halloween, dressed up as Satan
Wants to dress up as Zombie Easter Taco.
Has no Halloween avatar ready.
Has no Christmas avatar ready!
Hired someone to make posts for him while he's asleep
Get's someone else to post for him while he works.
Secretly wears a purple chicken suit on wednesdays
Sets himself on fire to gain any attention he can
Uses zombies to intimidate his rivals.
Tricks people to fall into never-ending pits!
Has a curse that will make his head explode if he goes five minutes without thinking about tacos.