What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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HAS THE T VIRUS!!?!?!

Thinks Resident Evil 6 is the best zombie game EVAR!!

has a taco mouth

Hasn't actually been a regular here for a year...

has a ton of other accounts here

Controls 51% of all shares in Foxconn.

Is the physical embodiment of EA

Is the physical embodiment of everything wrong with Taco Bell.

Wrote the greatest play in the world but then mislaid it.

Ripped off the hat from Indiana Jones

actually based off a pterodactyl

Never killed a zombie!

Is actually just in a black-and-white graphic novel, not Limbo

Is actually the imaginary friend of Cthulhu's subconcious mind, slowly corrupting us until we spontaneously do this

Is the atom bomb we need, not the bomb we deserve

The Dark Taco has many secrets. One includes what happened to Burrito Boy...

Secretly puts new details into his avatar every month so he can say he changed it.

Dyed his hair neon yellow to attract the goth girls at the local rave

Is not even in Tacodom.

Installed laughing gas bombs in mental hospitals.

Is secretly the Riddler.

Hates Zapdos.

Has rabies.

Has found the cure for infested pizza pies.

Contracted Chicken Fever as a child.

Hates the voice actors for the English Pokemon dub

Hates eating tacos.

Hasn't read the manga Happy is based off of

Has never heard of anime before.

Lives with the Pumpkins.

smashes pumpkins for breakfast.

Really is a zombie ally.

Wants to get infected and become a zombie.

Funded Umbrella to start the zombie outbreak

Hasn't actually cut anybodies limbs off.

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