Revels in his beard badge!
Is actually the duke of potatoes and NOT the overlord!
Can't chug their gigabytes.
Is currently fighting insurrection in his realm.
Has actually been here for only one year and got the Landmark badge via glitch!
He's heart isn't warm at all.
He secretly bakes cookies for children during the weekend.
Often works at a soup kitchen.
Because of the courts orders.
Is Jolly. By court order.
Has to chug gigabytes to survive.
Doesn't even torment people.
Once got brain freeze so bad that they sneezed a snowflake.
Actually wants Santa to take a crap down his chimney
Has 13 days of Christmas.
Used a menorah to put on top of the Christmas tree
His parents where killed by a chimney sweep.
His parents raised him to hate Christmas!
Was raised by trial and error.
His mum took his spiked eggnog and gave it to the Christmas carolers
Drinks nonalcoholic beer.
Only pretends to like beer; he much prefers ginger ale
Doesn't know who Bruce Campbell is.
Went insane and started killing all her friends, because of a mysterious curse on the village
Doesn't have an actual boomstick.
Is really angry each time you see him smiling at you...