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Is actually the duke of potatoes and NOT the overlord! | |
Is horrible at bowling. | |
Can't chug their gigabytes. | |
Is currently fighting insurrection in his realm. | |
Has actually been here for only one year and got the Landmark badge via glitch! | |
Isn't even a blue cat. | |
He's heart isn't warm at all. | |
He secretly bakes cookies for children during the weekend. | |
Often works at a soup kitchen. Because of the courts orders. | |
Is Jolly. By court order. | |
Has to chug gigabytes to survive. | |
Doesn't even torment people. | |
Is a snowman. | |
Once got brain freeze so bad that they sneezed a snowflake. | |
Doesn't drink! | |
Has never had a catnap. | |
Never had a drinknap | |
Actually wants Santa to take a crap down his chimney | |
Has 13 days of Christmas. | |
Never has Christmas! | |
Used a menorah to put on top of the Christmas tree | |
His parents where killed by a chimney sweep. | |
His parents raised him to hate Christmas! | |
Was raised by trial and error. | |
His mum took his spiked eggnog and gave it to the Christmas carolers | |
King of Portugal. | |
Is constantly tipsy. | |
Drinks nonalcoholic beer. | |
Is addicted to placebos. | |
Only pretends to like beer; he much prefers ginger ale | |
Doesn't know who Bruce Campbell is. | |
Went insane and started killing all her friends, because of a mysterious curse on the village | |
Doesn't have an actual boomstick. | |
Is really angry each time you see him smiling at you... | |
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Revels in his beard badge!