What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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Is actually Elvis. Who is still very much alive. And hiding in a dormant volcano.

Is Silva, somewhere in his bunker.

Someon who doesn't know what babaganoush is.

Has a heavy fetish.

Has a guro fetish.

Has no fetishes but wants one.

Has all the fetishes but denies 20 of 'em. >.>

He's not a demonic butler. He's just a little demon.

"No one suspects the happy guy..."

Has a harem of dwarves under his bed.

Outsources Harems to China.

Will shamelessly keep this thread alive.

Is Kirk Avocado.

Is made of aluminum and jelly.

Is made of indestructible metal.

Is fond of cow tongue.

Pioneered the revolutionary tongue masala.

Is the devil god that rules over Forum Games.

Will manage to accumulate lots of posts by the end of summer.

Can't find the washroom.

Hid all the signs pointing to it. T^T

Was the guy that hid all the signs, but chose to blame Red.

Attempted to frame me.

Is living in a box. A glass box.

Is posting from the afterlife.

Is posting from the Underworld.

Filled with kittens.

It's a kittens Underworld.

Is an upside down pink banana elephant.

Likes to observe pink elephants up close.

Likes to dominate next pages. >.>

Is a filthy double poster.

Likes it when I'm filthy. >.>

Is from the Underworld.

Likes to tune into the Underworld from time to time.

Can't believe what is happening today.

Wants to believe in Allonsy.

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