Hates everyone here unconsciously.
Loves everyone here unconsciously.
Loves everyone here unconditionally.
Doesn't know what conditioner is.
Has Pokemon porn on his computer
Sleeps on a bed made of burritos.
Never had a burrito before.
Creates alternate methods to wash cars.
Betrayed Leia to the Empire
Is addicted to the Escapist
His heart is actually very warm.
Hart is only mildly cold.
Completely removed their heart and placed it in a jar
Is afraid of the month of August.
Is actually an Nintendo 64.
Hacked someone's Steam account and made it their own
Doesn't really have an account.
Was killed BY the Sega Saturn and is a vengeful ghost!
Is a genius with a chainsaw.
Can't break free from the machine