What do you think the above users deepest darkest secrets are?

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Isn't really a paradox, just a bit confusing :P

Is actually a day angel.

Is actually a killer weapon locked away by Hohenheim to prevent me from taking control of him to take over the world in the most brutal, sadistic manner. :-P

Is the cuddliest of them all.

Is the most like Furher Bradley. Did Hohenheim commission you, kitty Hitler?

Is actually a rather loud man, and also a supporter of kitty Hitler....

Was gone gonzo before it was cool.

Tizzy suffers from Ailurophobia. He secretly loathes himself to a dangerously self-destructive level.

doesn't have a body hiding in the dark, and is in fact just a pair of disembodied eyes...

He has a tribal tattoo hidden somewhere on his body.

Has arcane runes on their foot.

He takes trophies from everyone he meets.

Smashes people's faces in with a hammer

Has been able to replace heads with tacos.

Ahri:
He has a tribal tattoo hidden somewhere on his body.

How did you know that??? Stalker....

Wishes his head were a taco too.

Wishes that he could smile.

Knows the secret to shutting up stupid people forever BUT WON'T SHARE.

Knows when to nut up or shut up but pretends not to so he can be more relatable to the audience and appear to have a character arc!

Living_Brain:
Knows the secret to shutting up stupid people forever BUT WON'T SHARE.

Anti-Life Equation. That's all. :-D

@T0ad 0f Truth: You're the thing in my closet. Gotcha, I think I find that exorcist that wielded a sword recently...

Secretly doesn't own a closet, and is trying to catch Toad out...

The Day Devil.

(I'm almost certain that someone HAD to do that before me. Sorry.)

You're acting as my girlfriend over the phone. WHERE IS SHE??!!

Cares so little about other people, he didn't notice when I snatched his girlfriend from his arms.
And she's in my basement BTW, you can come get her as soon as you care.

Has issues with loud breathing.

He's a kleptomaniac.

Once cut up a bunch of pepper and sniffed it all.

Living_Brain:
Cares so little about other people, he didn't notice when I snatched his girlfriend from his arms.
And she's in my basement BTW, you can come get her as soon as you care.

Already did. I DO CARE, SONNY.

OT- He's insane. And dead, can't forget to mention dead.

Is the loudest of them all.

Citizen by day, vigilante by night. No, not Batman.

Is, in fact, deathly allergic to magnets.

Has the power to control metals using magnetic powers....
is no relation to Magneto >.>

Is a pimp. :-P

Is a hoe. You know, for spreading dirt.

I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE! >:-D

I think that he's a porn star somewhere.

Is actually Elvis. Who is still very much alive. And hiding in a dormant volcano.

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