Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

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A full life! in 60 seconds or less

I am sorry I stepped on him and used him as a hockey puck.

We'll never know why they always held that balloon! T~T

Someone drank him. From what I understand, he was a damn fine beverage.

Well, with him always having a knife in his mouth, is this really shocking?

The dance has ended. The world has become significantly less whimsical.

I told him not to use his electric attacks while he was in the swimming pool.

I tried to tell him that's not the kind of balloon that let's you fly, but what can you do?

I warned him about tailplanes, dawg.

I am sorry for what I did but I was stranded in the middle of the forest with nothing to eat.

I warned him not to go into my forest.

He was kind of a jerk. I mean really, riddles.

He looked scary so I had killed him before he could kill me. How was I supposed to know he was only there to sell cookies?!

Well, that was unexpected.

I really thought he could take the Onyx

At least he died doing something he loved

He now soars in the heavens.... instead of above archers.

Well that's jut what you get for prancing about with a knife in your mouth.

He got approved by shock and now look what happened to him!

He had an unfortunate brush with a Mr. Elmer Fudd, and unfortunately, balloons can't block bullets.

Still haven't worked out what age he was when he died.

Am I high right now?

I begged him not to fight that Onyx pokemon....

Man, you should have seen his other form. It was freaky.

Well he was kind of a crazy person. . .
It's sad but I can't really say it's surprising.

His soul lives on inside of his murderer.

That guy was a complete douche! *nudges Headsprouters widow*

Eh? Eh?! Right? Aaahhh you know.

Turns out he can't use his superpowers if he's riddled with bullets. Who knew.

Now I won't have a competitor for the "Most disturbing yet well-dressed avatar" award.

He didn't tAste like chIckEn.

It was put in the electric chair after raping several Japanese highschool girls.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? He should have known better than to pick a fight with a dragon. Now he is lunch. Doubt it is any consolation, but that rabbit was delicious.

We were having interspecies sex and I sorta kinda.... devoured him until there's nothing left but a head with bits of flesh torn off.

One shudders to think what thoughts lay behind that mask...

...what dreams of chronic and sustained smothering...

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