Say something at the above Avatar's Funeral

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Poor Goat brought rifles to a tank fight.

I loved him like a brother, which is why I shot him when he slept with my sister.

he was a robot, so at least he didn't feel the impact that splatted him all over the place.

No dragon had a srs face like his.

Hi ability to re-grow heads was awesome, sadly his body couldn't re-grow.

He regretted nothing.

And the creativity award goes to...anyone but me!

He fell. And then he died.

She...really liked to examine perspectives...

I. . . I just couldn't catch him! WHY?

I'll...I'll never forget the last words he said to me....

"Hey, check this out!"

He didn't realize just how serious shit got just then.

He was a pretty okay cult leader.

His helmet made for a wonderful toilet.

And that is why it was a bad idea to cut the budget allotted to railings.

That scarf will be missed.

I thought he knew what he was doing...

Turns out he wasn't the only cult leader after all.

No one could combine an army helmet with a Toga like he could!

What now Draco, without you what do we do, where do we turn?

To the Stars Bowen, to the stars!

yes my avatar is speaking at his own funeral!

He knew some really good shouts.

no one could plant coffee beans like he could!

He taught me a bit about knighting.

He was above all else, a man of honor, who befriended a creature of legend.

That guy was f***ing mental! He burned down my house once.

He is amongst the stars now.

I told him not to fight that knight but he wouldn't listen

He was such a colorful triceratops.

I always wondered what would happen if a dragon inhale helium

He fought of that pack of raptors far longer than anyone believed he could, alas. . .

He was a great help at neighbourhood barbecues.

He was a true friend.

He was tovarisch. *Sniff*.

True tovarisch.

I remember The last thing he ever said to me

"HOLY SHIT! THAT DINOSAUR IS HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARDS ME!

NO! That was the last rainbow triceratops!

Drake the Dragonheart:
NO! That was the last rainbow triceratops!

I'm sorry but this came to mind


Anyway.....
Why did he give that psychopath his heart

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