Take off the mask.
Edit: I have made a grammatical error. It has since been repaired.
teach it how to use grammar properly, of instead of off! You kidding me!? *slaps it violently*
Force them to play tea party.
Pass the tea Mrs. Pennyapple
Teach them about more interesting games.
I dunno, probably untie them and pay them large sums of money not to tell any one else. My badge would be revoked if my superiors found out that I tied some person up in my basement.
get him high on white out.
Force her to dig a tunnel to China
Force him to become my evil minion.
Awwwww Id name it Mr.wiggles
Force him into a small round object.
Be afraid of the basement from now on.
Hyper-ventilate. "ITS RENA! ITS RENA!"
*looks at that girl from Elfen Lied*
eat it after I stick it in my grill.
eat it with some traitor to heaven sauce.
In soviet USA, man with fire retardant suit burns you!
insult it with blondy jokes until it dies.
Take off the mask and see what she looks like.
break it until it forgets how I look like.
Throw a bucket of water on her.
Chain it to the ceiling, and use it as a punching bag
Demand the location of the Egg Cave.