Tries to steal red contacts, realises they aren't contacts, loses soul....
Tried to make sense from sentence, didn't, loses candy.
*picks up candy and runs from one hell of a butler*
*picks up kitchen ware and runs after you* :O
PLEASE DUN KEEL MEH!!!
But but, I don't want to engage you in that way! >____>
*stops running, turns around*
... in which way did you want to engage me?
*gives you a fork and dental floss* Have fun and stay safe! Dental bills are brutal. >,>
... but what's the fork for? All I stole was candy..
Ssshhh. *puts finger on your lips* You need not question this act my dear.
*uses fork to eat candy*
Make them eat Pinecones...what?
Pinecones are well known for their choking properties. >.>
@Tizzy: I wish you luck with that... now what are you chewing on?
Cabanerra pasta and I am loving it!
An excellent choice to partake in. Yes, quite.
*sips mango* Indeedly dee.
How can you sip a mango? Unless you pureed it, but...
You're clearly not familiar with our mangoes.
*more sippy sip on mango* Indeed.
I must not be...
*sips on an apple*
This doesn't work very well...
*throws apple, sips mt dew instead*
*bites into chicken* Yeeeeeeeeees.
*Bites everyone in the neck*
NOM NOM NOM!!!!! Tastes like bacon!
*grabs garlic and a stake, leaps at over*
No No No! You all smell like bacon... It's mPara's fault. He made me do it!!!!!
@over: *stops leap in midair, hovers*
Wha? How did Para make you make us taste like bacon?
Ummm... magic? He's magical... and convinced me that you all taste of delicious bacon. *Munches on Mal's arm*
*adjusts tie* Oh did I do that? Oh ho ho ho.
*applies BBQ sauce on Mal*
A lot of things as you can clearly see.
Seriously. He must have asked for it.
I think Para has exams or some such thing to deal with :(
I would replace them with the faulty turrets instead!!