Hold still, how do you like the tattoo I am giving you?
Shave off his eyebrows
Tell me where Lord Beric is!
Hook Zapdos up to a generator. Free electricity for life.
Run him over with a boat!
Not so endangered now, are ya!?
Once does not simply tie up the great 'MERICAN taco bird!
I can't tie up a bomb!
I love using them on MERICA'S enemies!
Oh, you and your drone strikes!
Now, don't try to break your ropes, or I'll be mad.
You better be grateful you're not at Guantanamo!
I have clipped your wings...and your freedom!
Where you're going, there is NO Dr.Pepper!
have him fight against the Reichsadler I keep down there.
let's see how MERICA deals with that.
I'd hang that multicoloured fellow from the ceiling and use him as a disco ball.
Have the Grim Reaper beat him up!
Alright, tell me where the bomb is.
Nice lightning resistant stuff.
I have captured an Animorph!
GIVE ME YOUR TECHNOLOGY!
Aren't basements your natural habitat?
Well I don't really have a basement but I guess the sewers will work fine, in any case probably torture him until he agrees to not ever cross me of the list or alternatively never release him, though that would make the issue of overpopulation quite extreme.
Wow, been a while since I've been here, let's see what we've... got... Okay, how the hell did I tie up a game of Tetris?
My long lost brother!? *Hugs*
*draws a mustache on him*
Crush his body with coins!
Lots and lots of coins...
I'm taking over this yacht.
Seal him off and run away, so many lightings are sure to burn my house, but it's OK it'll be covered by the insurance.
Okay, forget the Tetris game, how the hell did I tie YOU up?
Unmask you and then charge punters tickets to see the freak.
I'll add it to my collection.
*Takes Veil* Looks snazzy on me!
Well I did want to have Chinese food today.
Don't know if that joke works outside where I live, but supposedly they serve cats there, also supposedly they have cat farms!
Force him to train himself to the point of death