if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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*Sits beside you*
I hear you like Tool - in that case you must listen to A Perfect Circle and bootleg copies of Tapeworm with me.

You get to eat s**t, space cowboy!

And I even had my own rope!

Not so tough now are you! *Takes over Tacodom*

*Happy turns around*

FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE!

And continued beatings every day...

No tacos....
..
FOR A WEEK

*puts a wall in front of you*

*puts bag on Happy's face* Wow that stare is creepier than the limbo cat.

It's meant to be! As it's been written, it shall be done. o.o

I'd find out who he had a contract with...

We meet again Mr. Red and for the last time!

Sometimes you have hat, other days you do not...WHY!!

Because it's all there to make you confused and scream for mercy!

You must show me what you do with your hair.

Show me your Pokemon so I can steal them!

Bring me... cheese.

*places cheese just out of reach*

There you go. :)

Cut off his limbs, of course

I HAVE TO

THE MARKER SAYS I MUST

IN THE NAME OF THE OUTSIDER.

*slaps you with rubber chicken*

I would walk away slowly because I know he's a hug monster.

I'd hug him instead, leaving him tied up for Para! >:D

I would steal all their electricity!

*Flicks your nose continuously*

Use him as a hug decoy.
People here like hugs too much.

Charge $5 for other users to hug him

It's deviously fiendish!

@PsychicTaco115 Well that's odd, though I highly doubt that's a reasonable price, though chaining someone on your basement and charging for hugs sounds awfully macabre.
I guess it fits with the season...

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I am not amused by your schemes!
For that I am selling you to the black market. Let them have their way with you.

Huh, it's usually the damsel who ends up here. Ah well.

*Waits for incoming train.*

Can I help you to some Sun Chips?

How the hell did I manage to tie up the crazier version of TRON?

I... I don't remember putting a throne or dog down here. How did you do that?

Now I can dismantle you and give my horse some snazzy armour.

That'll work sure!

Just give 2 bucks and you're set! :D

Stop giving me that look. You know the one.

You shall be my dance partner or you shall die.

Howdy pardner! Looks like your jig is up!

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