if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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If you want to ever see Meowth again, you'll give me 1,000,000 dollars

NOW!

*strangles with horseshoe*

Arrgh, you're driving me nuts!

*Dropkicks cat into a blender*

You may have killed the cat but you forgot about the b-BOOOOOOOO0OOOOOO00OOOM!

The bomb will go away if I say mean things to it, right?

It will only make the explosion 10x worse, and we wouldn't want that would we? Well, I would..but you wouldn't.

Shoot the missile down with my own missile!

I always have one for problems like these!

But how will you launch it with your hands bound?
Mwuhahahahahahahahahah!

You know, he could easily grow a couple more pairs of arms. Kind of like Asura.

Would you like to play a game?

I have Monopoly, is Monopoly alright?

I love monopoly! *Takes top hat piece*

I like it too!
*takes the modern day edition's space shuttle*

Let's see how you do...

WHEN YOU GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL!

I already have a get out of jail free card!

*Eats it*

Sorry, what now?

*respawns in hand*
That won't work.

I thought the anti-magic fields were on...

*turns on switch*

Ok, they're on now!

*get's in before field turns on* Hey guys!

*uncloaks*

I was hiding here all along!

Your blocks cannot hide from my Soul Shackles. Their chains will lash on to everyone, even the invissilble too. And they will hurt you...

Your punishment must be more severe...

Looks like the Taco is on the other head!

You think this gives you power over me?

*eats*

No more Taco rebellions.

Now I will carry you through the city, so they can see their fallen hero...

I would be quite surprised to get a man that big tied in my basement, unless thats part of your plan...

No more walls for you to walk on!

KITTY KITTY KITTY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Who tied you up? How did you end up here?

AH!! My house is on FIRE!!!

Why would someone do this!?

Got your nose!

And no, you can't have it back!

"Wow that's really impressive to be able to grab something that is a drawing! How'd you manage to do that?" *Grabs a pencil and redraws nose onto face*

"Bet you weren't expecting that were you?"

*Breaks spine*

Now do you see why I am not to be toyed with?

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Escape is useless mwuahah.
*EATS*

I'll just leave you here and let you stare like that...

UNTIL YOU DIE

No Mr. Taco, I expect you to die!

*whistles for Taco eating dogs*

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