if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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Cut off his head, because of reasons

This isn't a democracy; this is a Taconarchy

I think the brovengers are goooonnnnaaa love this!

I shall send them a video of you being EATEN alive!

I shall post a video of you being a MAN.

Make fun of your hair because it looks quite silly.

Assuming that isn't a human, I'd just sell the damn thing. Creepy o_O

Your head, my desk

I think you can figure out how it got there

As you can see, this is a form of power harassment.

MAKE NOTES PEOPLE.

*writes notes furiously*

Feeds your notes to a Dog.

*burns notes* NO ONE CAN KNOW OUR LOVE.

Oh that? I sent that out a while back.

ONE MUST BE EFFICIENT YOU KNOW.

I am efficient at getting dirt of you! *grabs steel pipe*

I am efficient at making sure that people don't fight.

*Draws a moustache on your face*

*Connects his eyebrows to make it a unibrow*

DASTARDLY

*Paints on whiskers*

HA!

*turns off light*

Clean up after yourself.

*smacks* Stop sneaking in here!

Make him test the iTaco and beat him to death with it after he's listed all the bugs

Make him confess to the Pope about his various crimes in Tacodom.

Force him to be blinded by the light

The light is our friend...

*turns light off*

Stop playing with the fittings, you'll break it, and do break them, I'll break your wrist.

*lights candle* Natural light will protect us all!

*Pulls out a flashlight*

Artificial light is the way to go!

BAH. You can never outshine the SUN.

Leather or spandex tonight?

Sorry, you're not my girlfriend. Or a girl. Get out of here.

Get out of here stalker!

Get over here!

FATALITY!

Use him to test the targeting systems of my robot droid killing machines of doom

Fire when ready!

*Glares at droids*

If you fire in my house I'll have you decommissioned...

*Turns on interrogation lamp*

"Where were you on the day of today? I'm talking to YOU, devil!"

I believe he was out having a nice cup of tea.

*sips tea* Care for some tea gentlemen?

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