*places cheese just out of reach*
There you go. :)
Cut off his limbs, of course
I HAVE TO
THE MARKER SAYS I MUST
IN THE NAME OF THE OUTSIDER.
*slaps you with rubber chicken*
I would walk away slowly because I know he's a hug monster.
I'd hug him instead, leaving him tied up for Para! >:D
I would steal all their electricity!
*Flicks your nose continuously*
Use him as a hug decoy.
People here like hugs too much.
Charge $5 for other users to hug him
It's deviously fiendish!
@PsychicTaco115 Well that's odd, though I highly doubt that's a reasonable price, though chaining someone on your basement and charging for hugs sounds awfully macabre.
I guess it fits with the season...
I am not amused by your schemes!
For that I am selling you to the black market. Let them have their way with you.
Huh, it's usually the damsel who ends up here. Ah well.
*Waits for incoming train.*
Can I help you to some Sun Chips?
How the hell did I manage to tie up the crazier version of TRON?
I... I don't remember putting a throne or dog down here. How did you do that?
Now I can dismantle you and give my horse some snazzy armour.
That'll work sure!
Just give 2 bucks and you're set! :D
Stop giving me that look. You know the one.
You shall be my dance partner or you shall die.
Howdy pardner! Looks like your jig is up!
How did I tie you up with all those skulls flying at me!?
It's your power to believe in your self!
You can try to zap me but those ropes are made of special conducting shizz.
Mwuahaha now nobody can stop me from stealing such a valuable Pokémon.
I can! *throws skull at Nantucket* Now I can take that horse!
Take off your hat skull and place it slightly out of reach.
Captcha: I want control
Well this won't end well...
*Stomps over and retrieves hat. Pours water over White Lightning and then leaves. You can rust for all I care.*
*gives horse peanuts* There there. We all understand that you've seen terrible things under the rule of Nantucket. Let it all out. Herr Doctor Para is here to help. :D
Dr Para, why does my wee smell like asparagus?
Although I'm not a professional, it might have something to do with the fact your skull is outside your head. We call this 'Cubone syndrome'.
This is why I keep you tied up in my basement.
You speak the devil's words.
You can stay, I'm riding the horse into the sunset.
How do I contain a .GIF?!
We'll keep you as a hostage; the cops are coming as I speak!
Firstly: how did I overcome all of you?
Secondly: I'm hungry...